Pivotal Eye

My watch has ended, but my trolling has just begun 📹

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

50lbs of Haribo

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

What's the heaviest thing you've ever ordered from Amazon? #whiledrinking

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@phillip_webb How's an old school CCTV supposed to compete with this nonsense 🤦‍♂️

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@MarkKropf

[Mark Kropf @MarkKropf]

A Fond Farewell Pivots - My Long Goodbye https://t.co/2ucl498Guk

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@gsiener @SAPConcur It's totally fine, just click allow, it's what a good corporate citizen would do.

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

Our memories will live forever in VMAX all flash storage powered by Dell ™️

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@flavorjones @gsiener Rerouting future Albanese gummies to VMware offices.

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@flavorjones @dwfrank I've got footage of a variety of gummy foods being brought in my employees. Maybe Denver has a more diverse gummy community than most. #thc

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

Yes, please stop doing my job for me!

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@phan_le Complimentary malware with each Ortho appliance. 😎

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

Anomaly Detected: All your base are belong to us.

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

Status: Monitoring an OSHA violation in progress from the NYC office.

[Pivotal Eye @pivotaleye]

@cyruswadia @dwfrank I can confirm that no pivots were left unaccounted for in the SF elevators, unlike the unfortunate NYC situation last night 😱

[Joshua McKenty @jmckenty]

Enterprise Grade:
-CFO friendly: buyable
-CISO friendly: auditable
-Murphy friendly: recoverable
-Ops friendly: operable
-SI friendly: APIs

[Joshua McKenty @jmckenty]

I rarely have an occasion to wear my @theC100 jersey. But today works. Happy #Canada150ِ everyone!

[Mark Kropf @MarkKropf]

Discovered how @rseroter keeps a watchful eye over the SF office.

[Mark Kropf @MarkKropf]

Love working with our ODB team here @pivotal /cc @AlexEvade

[Steeltoe .NET @SteeltoeOSS]

Watch @moredeploys and David Morhovich talk about Steeltoe and the upcoming RC1 on Channel 9 On .NET: https://t.co/yxVYRVQspt