Pixel Piper

Morally obtuse, she-nerd, iphone app developer with cynical tendencies...always had that pithy non sequitur thing going on.

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Sandusky...

RIP...

RIP him a new *sshole

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Funny @raydauphinais shot Kim K's big ass with his Ray Ray Gun.

Not to worry, she'll get him off ;)

TotD Thx

http://t.co/2sYBnwaC

#FF

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Thanks Hilarious @RamblingMachine for the new car.

But the trunk's not big enough to hold the BF and the dog :(

http://t.co/HvtajUiv

#FF

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Funny @reinert03 didn't admit the Baby Jesus on his doorstep?

One small step for man, one very bad stepdad ;)

http://t.co/x9p4tAvH

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[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow.

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Hi Funny @wesjohnson8, just letting you know my vibrator does mow the lawn.

Trims the bush too ;)

#FF.

http://t.co/4FDfzrOG

TotD Thanks!

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

@hg47

William Shatner will give you a discount through http://t.co/NcGfYZOc ;)

[@sshole @Lisa_Laughs_]

http://t.co/wSfsA9Yo so, you should check this guy out and see if he's stolen a tweet from you, too.

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Thanks to the Very Funny @Xalqee, I flushed my Bath Salts down the toilet.

It now burps whenever I tweet ;)

http://t.co/4FDfzrOG

#FF

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

TSA to fire 7 airport workers for misconduct .

Just 7 ?!

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

@facciabella

Your dad died far too soon through someone else's carelessness. I hope you're having a good day. <3 Xoxo

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

The Snarky @slyoung5 took some bath salts, and ate the face off of facetious.

Her next tweet should be tasty ;)

http://t.co/4FDfzrOG

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[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Thanks to the Hilarious @juicymorsel, I got a Trophy.

I will use it to hold my dog Biscuit.

9 lb Shih Tzu ;)

http://t.co/4FDfzrOG

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[Sherry @facciabella]

When driving thru a construction zone. Low speed, double fine. Know, someone died to make that happen. My Dad. Don't take yours for granted

[Sly @slyoung5]

Happy Father's Day to all the heroes that bring love to our world with a world of love.

[juicymorsel @juicymorsel]

As trophy wives go, I was more of a participation ribbon.

[juicymorsel @juicymorsel]

When someone asks, "What's Plan B?" I say "19 years too late to do me any good."

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Pro Tip...

Don't feed your Pitbull bath salts.

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

Damn it... two typos in a row...

I'm drunk.

Good night

[Pixel Piper @pixelpiper]

I would have killed my last tweet and saved it for another day, except @Alieumby starred it.

Redemption!

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