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A Really Useful Engine

[Casey Duby @casey_duby]

asked my gf what to tweet and she answered “have any of these ever actually blown up”

i’ll have her and all of you know that i have gotten a handful of very sincere replies

[Casey Duby @casey_duby]

dude when you’re thirsty and there’s no water in your water bottle? awful

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i think it's so cool that every CEO at every company suddenly decided exactly five to seven percent of their workforce needed to not work anymore. what a weird coincidence

[Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly]

An aspect of this that especially frustrates me (beyond the clear systemic barriers created by a smartphone powered world) is that there is simultaneously a cultural acknowledgement that we all use our phones too much AND no real way to disconnect.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

ADHD exists but so does internet addiction and a lot of ppl are making their attention span much worse as opposed to better and this should be Kept Away From Children that’s all I’ll say

[Elena Saavedra Buckley @elenasb_]

I enjoy the “corn joint” community online, accessed via r/trees

[Stacey @UtopiaforCynics]

@prstskrzkrk This should be the only thing they compete on. No swimsuits, no questions, no talent. Just yelling the name of your country.

[Lala Lala @Lillielalamusic]

I’ve been in Iceland for 5 seconds and I already have to leave the apothecary I’m at because Bjork is coming I’m not even joking

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

life changes all around us, but it is gentle and kind. In the good and the unpleasant, there is always love, and there is always time.(1/2)

[Lloyd Wise @LloydWise]

The vet has described my dachshund as "smart," "handsome," and "manipulative."

[audrey @saint_audrey]

this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Cinema has existed for over a century and Dracula has never met a dolphin in any movie.
There are so many stories left to tell.

[witchy ✶ working on new things @morningwitchy]

i took all of my guinea pigs (mushroom, cheese, pepper and egg) to the vet for a wellness check and they got referred to as "the omelette", im dying

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one thing about greta thunberg

[courtney echerd @CourtneyEcherd]

i’m obsessed with this. why now babe

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Gollum had long COVID actually

[Casey Duby @casey_duby]

why would you ever sit feet on the floor when you have the opportunity to sit feet up

[Casey Duby @casey_duby]

lol at when your mom is pissed at your dad and starts referring to him as “Your Father” as if you’re the reason they know each other