Adriana Oprisa

trying to make stuff happen in Munich, DE

[Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee]

how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

[Maxx Danziger @MaxxSIO]

me, at a club: do you take requests?

DJ: yeah what’s up

me: *slides over $10* please turn it down

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Resource of the day: Periodic Table of #Trados shortcuts. https://t.co/PdcdEzr4Ev via @Vertaaltnu

[Alison Groves @alisongroves]

In. Credible. Do the right thing, y'all. Always.

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

Procrastes was a rogue blacksmith from Attica who kept meaning to cut people to fit the size of his bed, but never got around to it

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Lovely Amsterdam ❤️ https://t.co/LATALidrwC

[Earth911.com @Earth911]

Take a look at the worlds greenest building! https://t.co/nT48ix3hEv

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
To
"To who?"
To *whom

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

Anyone outside in Paris in need of refuge can use #porteouverte to find a place https://t.co/kKz3f8r2sI

[Pete Mandik @petemandik]

Today's horoscope: You will continue to annoy your dwindling circle of friends by confusing your preferences with morality.

[Richard Li-Ion Heart @richieTM]

#sad BBC News - Sir Terry Pratchett, renowned fantasy author, dies aged 66 http://t.co/Te0JD3fi6O

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

The End.

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Pfuai ce greu mi-am recuperat parola de twitter de pe mobil... S-a facut deja 2015?!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

My alarm is gonna go off in 10 minutes and I haven't fallen asleep yet. Can you forget how to sleep? What is happening?? Someone send help.

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Cine se trezeste de dimineata ajunge pe la banci, se sperie, se enerveaza, se blocheaza in trafic, si intarzie la lucru. Did I get it right?

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

@AncaTaranu si maine si poimaine... acum miroase mai mult a umbrele decat a flori :))

[Transparent Language @TLILanguages]

Why the Germans don't play Scrabble... ;) #german #mfl #mfltwitterati #langchat

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Buna si ploaia asta care nu ma lasa sa vin cu bicicleta la lucru: miros strazile a copaci infloriti <3

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

"Credinciosii din toata lumea vor putea urmari slujba in cinematografe 3D" :D

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Watching Men in Black for the gazillionth time, still getting the hibbie jibbies

[Adriana Oprisa @pixierust]

Locul perfect de intalnire: in centru, in fata operei. La pauza. Sigur ne gasim usor!