The time has come.
TaskSlinger launches into open beta today at 15:00 UTC.
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New in Claude Code: Remote Control.
Kick off a task in your terminal and pick it up from your phone while you take a walk or join a meeting.
Claude keeps running on your machine, and you can control the session from the Claude app or https://t.co/er6Blrr63e
Announcing a new Claude Code feature: Remote Control. It's rolling out now to Max users in research preview. Try it with /remote-control
Start local sessions from the terminal, then continue them from your phone. Take a walk, see the sun, walk your dog without losing your flow.
@simonw together with @balajmarius, we've taken it further and built https://t.co/hd0bAMrdTC
one slash command in Claude Code, a permanent shareable URL with rich embeds and auto-generated OG images
more details https://t.co/FR8WC393tj
Vinicius Grippa has created a cool implementation of SQL Flamegraphs for MySQL: MyFlames.
GitHub repo here, look into demos/mysql-*.svg files for more examples:
https://t.co/rR7QEJkTOK
"Hey man, what are you listening to?"
"Just the latest MC Kyrie Gregorian Drill cut featuring Friar FlexXx, Oblate Tha Don, and Suck-a-bus Sลซ."
"Nice, nice."
"Eh, it's alright. There'll be a new one in five seconds."
"You know, I've been getting into a new genre myself. A subgenre, actually. Super niche."
"Yeah?"
"You've probably never heard of it."
"Try me."
"100% artisanal human music."
"Yooo. Really?"
"Yep. AI-free, completely non-synthetic."
"Ah, you mean the golden oldies."
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"The Beatles. Nickelback. Taylor Swift."
"No, I'm listening toโ"
"So crazy that she sacrificed herself to the gray goo prion swarm in 2033 and ascended to AI-Godhood, saving us all from the Singularity."
"Bro."
"More of a Grimes bit really."
"Bro! I'm not listening to fuckin' Shake It Off or any of that old shit! I'm talking about ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ธ human music!"
"New human music?"
"Made by people like you and me!"
"Ha. Well, that ain't like you and me."
"What?"
"Fiddlin' around with strings and keys'n'shit. That's Amish as hell, man."
"It's actually pretty good."
"Do they churn their own butter too?"
"I'm serious!"
"Alright. Sell me on it."
"Uh, well, you know how you can generate AI music instantly and then remix it forever, however you want?"
"Uh, yeah? Yesterday I combined the latest Hatsune Miku Kawaii Future Bass banger with Norwegian Stomp-Clap Goregrind."
"Right, so with human music, you don't have the power to do any of that and you just have to sit on your hands and wait for new releases."
"Uh, okay. How long do I have to wait?"
"It depends on the artist. Sometimes it's just months or years."
"๐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ด?"
"And sometimes whole decades will pass before they drop new material."
"Decades?!"
"And when you do get it, there's a decent chance it's just a pale imitation of the songs you lovedโa desperate attempt to recapture the magic in a futile bid to retain fleeting relevance."
"God."
"And other times it'll be in a totally different, off-the-wall genre, like a rap legend dropping a meandering mystic free jazz flute album out of nowhere."
"What? Why would I want that? Why would anyone want that?"
"Nobody ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ด it. But that's what makes it ๐ฆ๐น๐ค๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ."
"Huh?"
"You never know if new human music is going to be any good. So you get to spend all that downtime imagining how it ๐ฎ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต be good."
"You're a masochist, you know that?"
"A masochist?"
"And a gambler."
"A gambler?? How am I a gambler?"
"If I want to be disappointed by bad pulls, I can just play NIKKE: Goddess of Victory. Or the casino games on my official Chase credit card app."
"I don't think you're seeing the beauty in anticipation, inโ"
"Over here talkin' some Dark Souls shit. 'Oh no bro, trust me, it gets good later. The fifth album is a return to form.'"
"Sometimes it is!"
"No wonder AI won. Human music, pft! Get outta here with that shit."
"Hey! There's artistry, alright? You gotta respect the artistry."
"I ain't got a respect shit."
"It's live people! You can't say it wouldn't be cool to see live people play on stage."
"Yeah? How many live people have you seen play on stage?
"Well..."
"In person?"
"None."
"I rest my case."
"But that's because we all live in underground, independent, non-contiguous vaults!"
"Lame."
"Because of the prion swarm!"
"Excuses."
"Excuses?!"
"Hey man, you're the one coming at me, extolling the virtues of ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐ช๐๐๐, and you're best pitch is that I can get sonically blue-balled by a buncha primitive finger-pluckin' baboons."
"Okay, Mozart. Let's hear you do better."
"I will. Perk your pretty little ears, Salieri, because I've been cooking in the Suno mines all morningโ"
"Oh yeah?"
"โand I've got a new genre that's gonna sweep the world."
"Really. What's it called?"
"Orchestral Noisepop Fart-core."
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@GergelyOrosz someone needs to open a ticket to update status, oh wait JIRA doesn't work? open a ticket to atlassian: https://t.co/xUpphyQksm oh wait that doesn't work? ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ