lise 綾乃

(they/them) pigeons are gods gift to the world

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

I wish I was a battlebot fighting for my life in the arena

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

@rustbeltenjoyer my torso circulating transit twitter will always make me giggle

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

@UPS I did and have received no help??

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

no longer need a lobotomy, mitski’s my love mine all mine has completely decimated me past the point of return

[josh vredevoogd @jawshv]

fountain as a safe bike connection is such a joke

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

like there were some really funny bits in this book I won’t lie and say I never did an audible cackle, but does that outweigh the other 100+ pages of annoyance? no!!

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

avoided reading anything from pynchon bc I read 2pgs of GR and wanted to k*ll myself but just finished crying of lot 49 and now I feel justified saying I don’t like pynchon’s writing & I am 100% confident that men claiming they love his work are just trying to be edgy!!

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

any tips for holding onto the will to live? 🤠

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

can’t climb can’t bike can’t dance can’t move my body in any meaningful or positive way — I am merely a hobbling vessel for capitalism to exploit so I can use over half my monthly pay toward rent

[josh vredevoogd @jawshv]

her handlebars are orange now ft @pixlerrr

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

@naddtwnkkII @shirtsthtgohard this isn’t the original shirt link! you can buy the shirt and support the nonprofit @streetsforall that made it at https://t.co/IOsM2pc33D

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

HOLY SHIT FINALLY THANK GOD

[Streets For All @streetsforall]

📢 JUST IN:

AB251, our bill by @ChrisWardCA requires the state to study the impact of vehicle weight on pedestrian safety to inform possible policy decisions about registration fees, just PASSED Senate Appropriations!

Next stop: Senate floor.

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

when I tell people i’m a leo this is what I mean

[FandomWire @FandomWire]

A pigeon walks the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival opening ceremony.

(via @Variety)

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

my biggest slay is that i’ve never seen fight club but i’ve seen bottoms and now that is MY fight club

[josh vredevoogd @jawshv]

bike boys >:)

[josh vredevoogd @jawshv]

it's my birthday tomorrow and god is giving me California's first hurricane in 80 years. a sick gift would be donating to a local mutual aid helping unhoused people with shelter and support this weekend, here are a bunch of venmo handles <3

[josh vredevoogd @jawshv]

i love my boy

[josh vredevoogd @jawshv]

if ur not on https://t.co/7inmcWimnh what are you doing

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

back on twitter just to say I just saw these gorgeous ducks?? they make cow ducks now!!!?

[lise 綾乃 @pixlerrr]

I keep trying to tell myself I don’t have a gluten intolerance and then I have 2 bites of a flour tortilla and i’m in excruciating pain, nauseous, hovering over the toilet bowl to throw up

[ericanders.bsky.social @MrEAnders]

SCOTUS deciding that it’s legal to discriminate against gay people has me thinking about Barney’s Beanery, the West Hollywood chili restaurant to at had this sign above the bar for decades.

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