Ian Turner

Maker and breaker of computer things. Worker of woods, cooker of foods. Opinions are my own. @[email protected]

[Ian Turner @pizen]

Oh right... we have to do _all_ of this again tomorrow.

[Tapbots @tapbots]

Tweetbot has been around for over 10 years, we've always complied with the Twitter API rules.

If there's some existing rule that we need to comply with, we'd be happy to do so, if possible. But we do need to know what it is...

@TwitterDev, you know how to reach us.

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@securda This is how I’m going to break my Twitter habit because the only thing that made it bearable is now broken.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@Seanability @nudehaberdasher But what are you going to drink with your shower reuben? https://t.co/fXsaIeAESh

[bizarre content @bizarre_content]

shower sandwich

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@kwestin

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@Chris_Grosse Rocky Mountain Pizza

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏

[Brent Patrick @Brentus88]

Hahaha. Democrat @RepKatiePorter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@NerdPyle Why did they put popcorn ceiling on the exterior walls of that house?

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@TheTarquin @funranium Look, if they didn’t want you playing with the x-ray machine they shouldn’t have left the room to protect themselves from x-rays.

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@medus4_cdc To the roller disco, of course.

[Ian Turner @pizen]

I like you, @mluckovichajc, but we were all watching and this is not what happened.

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

New Cartoon from @mluckovichajc 
Dawgs Win! Great game Bulldogs and congratulations to all the players and coaches!

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Dorothy Parker is such a tragic figure... a twitter person born 100 years too early and forced to hang out with nerds all day at the Algonquin Hotel

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@pattonoswalt But how can that be since 1990 was only like 10 years ago

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

Merry Christmas

[Lauren Bans @LaurenBans]

pretty fucked up that by the time you reach 40 there are basically only like five people on the planet who really understand you and they probably live in a different city

[Ian Turner @pizen]

@securda Sorry, that’s already been earmarked for more cops.