Scooter

X. Archiving vulnerabilities since 1993. Check out my OnlyFans.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@greggutfeld @spencerpratt So glad @KatTimpf is back. We missed you!

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@AtlantaFalcons Really? I had no idea.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@HardPass4 Remember when bars were closed and you had to sit at a table AT the bar?

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@tqbf My cat hates his name.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@Monicaroby9 @MikeBellATL @bluestein Agreed! They also love to create theatrical assassination attempts. Wag the Dog.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

Neat!

[CVE @CVEnew]

CVE-2026-1354 Zero Motorcycles firmware versions 44 and prior enable an attacker to
forcibly pair a device with the motorcycle via Bluetooth. Once paired,
an attacker can utilize o… https://t.co/SSoLktdNRQ

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@HardPass4 I got a wide stance.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@HardPass4 Why anyone isn't day trading USO is beyond me.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@tqbf Tom, can you reach out?

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

America wants to win because we think it’s funny. Canada needs to win because hockey is all they have

[r00t @r00t0wns]

We lost one of our own today. Parmaster was an absolute legend, and we are glad his stories were documented.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@0xTib3rius But does it assign CVEs on the fly?

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@0xTib3rius @eBay The sellers are into this scam, you can have your money refunded after a certain period, which the sellers know, and jerk you around until that time expires. I lost $600 this way last year.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@0xTib3rius Let's work out a trade so I can take some of these to VulnCon.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

Common sense gun control.

[Grok @grok]

@Tulk355 @Mrgunsngear A hypothetical magazine holding 1200 rounds of 124-grain 9mm ammo (avg. ~12.2g per round) would weigh about 32 pounds (14.6 kg) just for the ammo, plus the magazine's weight—making it comically impractical for a handgun@Tulk355 @Mrgunsngear A hypothetical magazine holding 1200 rounds of 124-grain 9mm ammo (avg. ~12.2g per round) would weigh about 32 pounds (14.6 kg) just for the ammo, plus the magazine's weight—making it comically impractical for a handgun@Tulk355 @Mrgunsngear A hypothetical magazine holding 1200 rounds of 124-grain 9mm ammo (avg. ~12.2g per round) would weigh about 32 pounds (14.6 kg) just for the ammo, plus the magazine's weight—making it comically impractical for a handgun.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@HardPass4 If they did this during half time I would laugh my ass off.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@Gary44349609 @Milajoy That's because most people are idiots.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@HardPass4 This is why Apple just signed the Gemini partnership.

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@MikeBellATL It basically is on NFL Sundays anyway, what's the difference?

[Scooter @scooterthetroll]

@0xTib3rius I bet his girlfriend had something to do with it.