heather

please be patient with me i was born in the 1900s | 34 | she/her | cr: the cliffs 📖

[heather @pizzainthepool]

i honestly don’t care what songs the jonas brothers play on tour. they could perform row row row your boat for two hours straight and i’d be happy as a clam because i’d be seeing THEM.

[heather @pizzainthepool]

@angillforever @ilyakissy reading is fundamental

[heather @pizzainthepool]

so glad i had the privilege of seeing this live!!!!

[heather @pizzainthepool]

this makes me so sad

this also never happened under obama or biden.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Two more ducks have been found dead at Trump's renovated Reflecting Pool.

[heather @pizzainthepool]

trans men are men
trans women are women
and neither of those facts affect your life in anyway
thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[heather @pizzainthepool]

i hate am*zon

[heather @pizzainthepool]

@Alon4950 @joeflood it’s dumbocrat. if you’re gonna insult someone, at least spell it right.

[heather @pizzainthepool]

@strawberry_15t no you fuckin didn’t

[heather @pizzainthepool]

happy first day of summer 🌞

[heather @pizzainthepool]

i hope she doesn’t turn my finger green 🙃

[heather @pizzainthepool]

she’s so pretty 🐍

[heather @pizzainthepool]

and don’t even get me started on the homophobic replies

[heather @pizzainthepool]

the fact that people are believing this is an actual gay couple and not freddie highmore and max thieriot with max’s son is killing me. we’re losing the ancient texts

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

When you were a homophobe and get reincarnated as the son of a gay couple 🙃

[heather @pizzainthepool]

@magnus_trent @CuteAdorableCat

[heather @pizzainthepool]

@Alon4950 @acnewsitics cite your source.

[heather @pizzainthepool]

@MichiganCathMan @TacoforFive1 @monspubis2023 pink started as a color for boys and blue started as a color for girls actually hope this helps 😘

[heather @pizzainthepool]

i’ve been watching too many @rose_matt videos because i tweeted and read this in his voice

[heather @pizzainthepool]

read this as “biblical sunglasses” and was very confused for a hot minute because wtf are biblical sunglasses

[heather @pizzainthepool]

you people are actually too stupid to insult.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Animals should not be used for radical transgender experiments.

This is not science. This is ideological cruelty paid for by the American taxpayers.

Our TRANS MICE Act ends it. No federal funds may be used to conduct, support, or fund research aimed at altering an animal's biological sex.

No hormones. No surgeries. No taxpayer dollars spent mutilating animals in the name of transgender ideology.

This legislation brings accountability, ends taxpayer-funded cruelty, and ensures science serves the public, not ideology.

[heather @pizzainthepool]

i watched no trailers for #mastersoftheuniverse going in. all i knew was that it was a live action movie based on the 1980s cartoon. i loved every single minute of it. nicholas galitzine was the perfect adam. i was a kid again. 10/10. no notes.