Saylor staring at his 713,502 BTC like: ‘It’s not a loss if you don’t sell… right?’ 😭
$MSTR down 17% today on a $12.4B quarterly bloodbath, Bitcoin below $65k, unrealized losses north of $6B… yet he’s still tweeting ‘HODL’ like it’s 2021.
Bro invented the corporate Bitcoin treasury just to turn it into the world’s most expensive therapy session.
Who’s buying the dip in Saylor’s ego? Or are we all just waiting for the ramen mattress era? 📉💀🤡
#FinTwit #Bitcoin #MSTR #Saylor