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ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰ death? death machine broke

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

if you're The Onion writers do you just give up at this point

[Miilato @miiilato]

i’m at a point where I can't even call it “procrastinating” anymore, I'm straight up jeopardizing my future

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Donald Trump saying “Praise be to Allah” on easter morning

[Wrought @wroughttt]

Imagine being an investor in one of the most valuable companies on the planet, you ask the ceo about their projected revenue and he goes "well if we sell a million of them for a billion dollars this year we'll make a bajillion dollars"

[salina @bambinasalina]

I beg the fuck out of your pardon he dumped his head in the fryer and they reopened a few days later???????????????????? EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK is going on with these companies

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

Wait… is RFK even supposed to comment on Epstein stuff? Unreal.

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back.

Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God.

We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.

[Winter @winteryournight]

“i am a shadow the true self.” aaah cat

[mari ⋆⁺₊❅ @mariiful]

i still have the skype app and every single day since its shutdown it has sent me this notification and i have no idea why

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Did you ever buy anything from a cannabis shop?

MAMDANI: *giggles* I have

CUOMO: No.

SLIWA: I WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

the concept of putting wheels on a cross to bear…

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Gorillas are so funny bc why did she roll down the hill just to beat his ass

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Burst out laughing

[biceppaglu @pestowhore]

this is the greatest food pic ever like

[vocalfails @vocalfails123]

Only Selena Gomez can go off key singing 3 words

[Astropics @astropics]

A spectacular view of an iridescent cloud

[Colon :🦊: @TheRealGDColon]

what in the name of god are platformer creators even doing anymore

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now https://t.co/V7cHVYzLIu