Patrick David

love a fresh white t

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

Dating profile: looking for someone with a sense of humor
Me: okay
DP: and a love for adventure
Me: oh come on

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@GDeachan @LO_Cardinals Yeah, we got screwed

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

That was tight 4 years ago when everyone was flush was cash

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@stlsportscntrl 1-0 Mets

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

Maybe The Masters could start caring the Cardinals games

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

At least the cardinals at getting romped by the ‘27 Yanks and not like Pittsburgh

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@acaseofthegolf1 They’re selling a brand. People love hot people and pools

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

*looking at my budget*

“If I could just figure out a way to not pay rent…”

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

Well god damnit

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

I’m so happy for Matt carpenter. Glad he moved on and found success. I was so tired of not liking him

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

Goosepimples

[St. Louis Rams History @STLRamsHistory]

On this day, 24 years ago—St. Louis wins its first ever home playoff game, after 33 years of being an NFL city.

"I don't think anybody can stop this offense. I haven't seen a defense do it so far.” -Kurt Warner (January 16, 2000) #stlrams

[St. Louis Rams History @STLRamsHistory]

On this day, 24 years ago—St. Louis wins its first ever home playoff game, after 33 years of being an NFL city.

"I don't think anybody can stop this offense. I haven't seen a defense do it so far.” -Kurt Warner (January 16, 2000) #stlrams

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@acaseofthegolf1 So much silly money out in Scottsdale. 300+ of these guys aren’t even scratch golfers

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@DennisuitBoz @mss60 @marStarship1 @historyinmemes lol their*

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@FitFounder Okay maybe 500 but what drink has 1000 calories in it?!

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@buttcoat This is helpful

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@Cardinals

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

I’m 31 and I still have no idea what I’m doing when I’m at the grocery store.
I’m just totally winging it every time

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@ditzkoff Blesses

[Patrick David @pj_maloney]

@TBirdV Maybe something to do with the ~12% short interest over the last couples?