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[BJ Johnson @ChiTownCircus]

We're not losing the Bears, we're gaining a safe space for our youth.

Through our Build Better Together plan, we are reimagining Soldier Field as a vibrant, community-centered teen drifting stadium, a transformative space where our young people can gather, express themselves, and build the future they deserve.

This is what bold investment in the next generation looks like.

When we center equity, creativity, and opportunity, Chicago rises together.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Let's Get Drunk And Hurl Razor-Sharp Winged Needles Across The Bar,' Says Man In Historic Stroke Of Genius https://t.co/GGrdtRmJIj

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Fernando Mendoza 3 weeks after getting drafted by the Raiders

[pdowdle @pjdowdle]

@bagshaw2112 @McIlroyRory Oh boy

[steve @bagshaw2112]

OMG … this is AI generated #rorymcllroy #golf @McIlroyRory

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher tells his Hollywood guest he “looks angry” as he says this about boys and girls:

MAHER: “Boy Scouts now have girls in them. I think this is ridiculous!”

“It’s called the ‘Boy Scouts.’ Do you have to always be f*cking stupidly counterintuitive… You look like you’re angry about this.”

JERRY O’CONNELL: “No, I’m not angry! I’m just trying to think about it, and I’m like… why would they do that? And maybe it’s to take away the stigma of gender, I don’t know.”

MAHER: “No! I’ll tell you why, Jerry. They do it because the kind of assholes who live here amongst us, the kind of super woke people. They live to have themselves thought of as ‘the good people,’ as the social justice warriors.”

“So they’re always looking for some new marginalized people to champion… And they take it just 10 subway stops too far to places where it’s just about making them feel like they’re doing something.”

“And you know what? You’re not Rosa Parks. You’re not anybody who’s doing anything.”

“There’s no war that needs to happen here. Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts—there’s no hate crime happening, okay?”

“It’s just about the way it really is with boys and girls.”

[Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball]

Story by Mark Grace....
"Rick Sutcliffe gave up back-to-back Home Run`s in Cincinnati.
And in Cincinnati, they shoot off fireworks after a Red hits a home run.
Rick Sutcliffe was pretty intense on the day he pitched.
So Eric Davis takes him deep, and Paul O'Neill takes him deep right after that.
So Sutcliffe is all mad, and pitching coach Billy Connors comes out to the mound and Sutcliffe yells at him:
"I know I gave up back-to-back home runs, but get your ass back in the dugout and tell Zimmer to settle down too!"
Billy Connors looks at Sutcliffe and says:
"I know you have everything under control, Rick.
I just wanted to give that guy running the fireworks a little more time to reload."
With apologies to Mr. Sutcliffe, still my favorite baseball story!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Connor Hellebyuck and this dude, the biggest heroes in America right now

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

The world’s first INDOOR 9-hole golf course is being built 👀🔥

MEGALODOME GOLF in Oswego, Illinois is set to open in 2027. The course features 3 domes.

$50 Million project.

[Jonathan Wall @jonathanrwall]

Never did a holiday gear giveaway in December. Major whiff on my part.

Let’s make up for it. 👀

Giving out the gear pictured — 2026 Bridgestone Tour B (two dozen of each), TaylorMade TP5 limited, Vokey SM11 60-08M lobber, Odyssey Ai-Dual, TaylorMade Yeti cover.

Just need to comment with one of the following: Tour B [fill in the model you want], TP5, Odyssey, SM11 or Yeti.

I’ll pick winners tomorrow at random and reach out via DM. 🤙🏻

[pdowdle @pjdowdle]

@jonathanrwall A new SM11 would make a guy happy,

[Danielle Carter-Walters @Dannic44]

At the City Council meeting yesterday @ChicagosMayor while you're standing there talking about how tough poverty is and how we don't understand it, I need to remind you that we, the everyday citizens, know exactly what it's like. We're the ones stuck with high property tax bills, while you took our hard-earned money and handed it over to illegal aliens.
We've begged you time and again to spend those resources on the people of this city, but instead, you choose to ignore us. You and your administration, along with the DISGRACE 50 aldermen, are all getting raises. So don't tell us you understand what it's like, because it's clear that you don't. But we do, and we’re fed up.
Michael J. McMurray: $58,000 raise
Chris Brown (Public Library): $6,000 raise, despite layoffs
Nick Lucius (DTI): $15,000 raise
Lissette Castañeda: $6,000 raise
Angela J. Green: $6,000 raise
Sharla Roberts: $6,000 raise (department facing layoffs)
Nancy Andrade: $26,000 raise
Tiara Hughes: $22,000 raise
Ciere Boatright: $6,000 raise
Randy Conner: $16,000 raise
Cole Stallard: $16,000 raise
Michael D. Belsky: $19,000 raise
Angela Tovar: $30,000 raise
Susan Cappello: $13,000 raise
Mary Richardson-Lowry: $21,000 raise
Marlene Hopkins: $18,228 raise
And 20 million more for illegal aliens services.
Enough is Enough
We're coming for all those seats
@FlipChicagoRed
#chicagoflipsred

[I Love America News @ILA_NewsX]

@BarackObama Gary Sinise honors veterans.

[ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể @TheThe1776]

Obama made you buy health insurance; Biden temporarily subsidized premiums, with $24B yearly to insurers. Subsidies expire in 2025, hiking costs 200-300%, a deliberate bribe. Trump didn’t create this, Obama did. And Biden temporarily expand the subsidies in 2021, not to help you, it’s to buy votes in 2022 and 2024, now the election is over, your bill goes up, but their donors still getting paid. It's a cash pipeline to donors like UnitedHealthcare, Pfizer and Blue Cross; politicians gridlock elsewhere but not here. You're the hostage, they win, you lose.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants https://t.co/QbPfrmwa2K

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Republicans Donate $50 Million To Kamala 2028 Campaign https://t.co/g3n0s1FTPy

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

This guy nails it on the liberal coffee shops... 😂

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him https://t.co/3vQ2Uzzt2T

[pdowdle @pjdowdle]

@ChiefCub Interested - who wouldn’t be? Let me know