pat mccarron

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

Everyone is entitled to their informed opinion.

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

@jerryalderson @MsPocketRocket A microcosm.

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

I’ve got every window and door in the house open, 2 fans on, and it’s still boiling. Looks like I’m going to have to turn the heating off.

[Sweet Lanterin' Divine Holy Mother of Jay-Z... @pwalshnow]

@News_Letter

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

Typical isn’t it, when you don’t need to hang your washing out, the weather is beautiful, but on the day when you do need to hang your washing out, you’re too drunk to walk

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

Lies, Camera, Action!

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

@Melonhead999 @FforbesToby

[Isaac Newton @DK_16_04_75]

The woman in Clacton who threw the milkshake at Farage was paid 30 pound by Farages team to throw it at him. I know this because I know someone who knows her and her boyfriend. So if he needed the security it was because he paid people to whip up the fear. #JeremyVine

[noneofyourbusiness @noneofyour71566]

WTF is Kemi Badenough wearing? She looks like she's been bandaged up in A&E.
😂😂😂
#kingsspeech

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

@OnahPete

[Derry Journal @derryjournal]

Eastwood raises cases of Paul Whitters and Stephen McConomy reminding MPs they were among 49 children killed by State
https://t.co/GUDkpfpisu

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Me: I think our house is haunted, I keep hearing a weird moaning noise.
Wife: You're such a baby. Stop it.
Me: There it is again!

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

Is iontach an Príomh-aire é Kier Starmer.
Tá dáimh aige leis an phobal. Tá sé mealltach agus tá sé go hiomlán iontaofa. Agus a fheabhas a rinne sé le pinsinéirí, feirmeoirí agus daoine faoi mhíchumas. Fear an-mhacánta ar fad.
#AprilFoolsDay

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

It’s completely horrific, inappropriate and vulgar to be mercenary about Scott Mills at a time like this.

In completely unrelated news, I’m available for any @bbceurovision presenting gigs which might have just become available.

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

Cad é atá lucht oilc ag gabháil a dhéanamh anois go bhfuil na cloig curtha chun tosaigh?

“Agus an daorbhreith, is mar seo í: mar gur tháinig an solas isteach sa saol, agus gur rogha leis na daoine an dorchadas thar an solas de bhrí gurbh olc iad a ngníomhartha.”

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

@cluedont Nothing ventured nothing gained.

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

Dúirt Donald Trump go bhfuil áthas air go bhfuil Robert Mueller, iarstiúrthóir an FBI marbh. Samhlaígí Taoiseach na hÉireann nó Príomh-aire na Breataine ag rá a mhacasamhail. An mbeadh glacadh leis?
Gealt imithe ó smacht nó an léiriú é ar an tsochaí i SAM? #trump #Gaeilge

[Seán MacGobhann @SeanMacGobhann]

As the case against Gerry Adams is dropped, attention turns to another suspect…… #gerryadams

[pat mccarron @pjmac2009]

[Sanctuary for semi-aquatic mammals, Tel Aviv]

*phone rings*

Receptionist: Hello, Israeli Otter Home?

Ray Liotta: Hang on... I phoned you didn't I?

[Debra Savage @strandedinNI]

@molloy1916 And that’s not what the Irish language Commissioner said. He said the demonisation of the language does unionists no favours if they want to persuade people to stay in UK. Patently true.