Paris Sideris 🇵🇸

#prayforparis

[Paris Sideris 🇵🇸 @pjsideris]

if I were you I wouldn't like me either

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

homie wit an iPhone 12 in 2026 jus asked me (iPhone 17) (Pro Max btw) for a charger

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

When DoorDash tries to suggest you give a 40% tip

[saturn @Iadybarbie]

coworker said he doesnt go to the cinema to save money https://t.co/I4nNQFpgEJ

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Ordering a bucket of Millers for myself and the table starts reaching for them

[LandedIt 🔜 CEO 2026 @XLandedIt]

When I get a little time off work and get a taste of unemployment

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

when the tablet asks me to add a tip https://t.co/2IT90hjEj0

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children https://t.co/rjyrRZgMPI

[elli 🌸 @elli_evermore]

every time olivia wilde makes one of these faces in The Invite absolutely took me out

[Brian @midsommarz]

How it feels walking past everyone else to use the A-List concessions line

[Paris Sideris 🇵🇸 @pjsideris]

I just finished reading Light Bringer and can I just say what the fuck man?

His honor remains, always and forever.

[PvS @PatrickBVS]

Everyone was saying it at the time my brother

[ostonox @ostonox]

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I’m so mad about this and all the other shit Argentina got away with

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Seeing niggas support Argentina is like seeing Latino trump supporters

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

I didn’t think anyone could rival Southgate for mismanaging a huge game. Well done Tuchel… You absolute fucking bottle job!

Sat back like cowards and invited pressure from a team with Messi in it, with 40 minutes still left to play. Got exactly what we deserved!

#ENGARG

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Messi > Ronaldo