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former blue check beta tester still longing for the appearance of some epoch that might be referred to as my salad days

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If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If life hands you a bloody knife, wipe it down, wrap it up with a brick, and toss it in a deep quarry. If life thinks it can pin that mess on you, life has another think coming.

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@DiscoHydrogen Love you, Mac! Find some place to live!

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@DiscoHydrogen I'm pretty sure Koreans know Shakespeare. The smart ones would get you, too.

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@mitdasein Do one holding a rifle over your head.

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@DiscoHydrogen 'Hoochie daddy short" is one of the greatest phrases in the English language. Now you are a writer.

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@WYEP Joe "King" Carrasco!

[Ray Monk @Raymodraco]

The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!

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@benshapiro I'm quite certain none of the previous winners ever had purely cosmetic surgeries or wore makeup

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@DiscoHydrogen Hey man, I would do Helen Mirren tonight if she offered, and she's like Phyllis's age, and Donna knows and approves. The heart wants what it wants.

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@katerz1 The important thing is that he was right.

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@DiscoHydrogen

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@ecareyo I love how he put it on us, for having dirty minds re his high school joke. Classy guy.

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@DiscoHydrogen Retail is hell. God bless you, child.

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@varnado yes

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I was just listening to Alejandro Escovedo and reminiscing about fun conversations with backup singer Kelly Hogan on here back when Twitter was fun. Miss you, Hogan. Your voice is amazing and beloved. The moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a.

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@BillCorbett

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@DiscoHydrogen Get your shit together, girl!

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@DiscoHydrogen we share a birthday! 😍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💥🔥

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@DiscoHydrogen I hope you asked him for Mary Elizabeth Winstead's number! #pitterpat

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@DiscoHydrogen Ha! On our side, you had one Jewish great grandfather, but he converted when he married my grandmother. So no good for Hasidic guys.

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@punished_cait @ItsTheBrandi Rob Halfordhund