Patrick Kavanagh

Husband to AGK, MSEd -- Life-long Mets fan -- Iona Gael '00 '01MA -- Aspirant Gentleman and Scholar

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

TEDDY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen near Myrtle, Lewis and Willoughby Avenues and Marcus Garvey Blvd, Teddy is 15 pounds and chipped: 985113014195789. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT TEDDY!

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

In his Status newsletter @oliverdarcy reports the White House got Getty to delete this photo (from a Thanksgiving White House PHOTO-OP STUNT) because @PressSec @karolineleavitt was offended

It ran only in a Swiss newspaper. It would be a shame if you retweeted and Streisanded it

[Patrick Kavanagh @pk10801]

@Joeinblack Very Reverend Father Joe, I fear you misspelled Yankees

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What an absolute disgrace that @CardinalDolan gave a forum for world class jackass @realDonaldTrump to speak at the Al Smith Dinner —

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@AOC What a blessing it would be to have a liberal senator from New York —

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@RalstonReports Ketchup will be spilled this evening.

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@Acyn This might be the dumbest son of a bitch (read: convicted felon) I’ve ever heard speak

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This @Mets joins with one of my favorite podcasters @Joeinblack rooting for a @tigers win tonight —

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Hey @MSNBC, I’m giving you fair warning that I’ll change the channel the second I see Ronna McDaniel appear on any of your broadcasts. And I bet I’m not the only viewer who feels that way.

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@RonFilipkowski Somehow shocking he does not articulate the difference between natural and civil rights —

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@SenTedCruz @dallascowboys Usually when there is a disaster of this magnitude in Texas you head to Mexico, what time is your flight, Ted?

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@NFL @packers Usually, with a disaster this bad, @tedcruz goes to Mexico the next day —

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@JasonMillerinDC I’d as soon die of hunger —

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@NFL Is this a big enough disaster in Texas for @tedcruz to, at least, buy a ticket to 🇲🇽?

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@Acyn She is about the biggest moron in all of @HouseGOP and that is saying something —

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@NFL has a year old game on @NFLonCBS, but could not show the game from last night which was only available on streaming — are next week’s game going to be steamed or over the air?

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@NYCSanitation truck was just salting and sanding the streets of Pelham Manor (in lower Westchester) while, nary a mile away, is Shore Road in the northern Bronx which will be covered in ice until the spring thaw —

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@joncoopertweets Not a full set of teeth or chromosomes —

[Mike Francesa @MikeFrancesa]

Not only is the NFL's greedy Peacock adventure a disgrace. But the quality of the telecast is equally disgraceful. Fix the technology.

[Patrick Kavanagh @pk10801]

@NFL Time for @HouseDemocrats and @HouseGOP to work together with @SenSchumer to revisit any antitrust exemptions the @NFL currently enjoys —