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[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@Expedia currently 25 minutes into a call with Expedia after they put me in a hotel room that reeks of bleach, doesn’t lock, and had someone walk into the “locked” door right after I got in talking about the domestic dispute that happened there last night.

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help I ordered milk for my young children and got a bottle that expired 6 days ago. The "resolution" that you provided is insulting:

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

Yet another football game ruined by terrible OT rules

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@lyft just had to bail out of a Lyft with a drunk driver who blew through multiple stop signs. Lyft’s reply?

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@united is the worst airline ever:

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@PandaExpress y’all are my wife and I’d favorite restaurant. We always get an extra fortune cookie for our dog too.

About to have twins, any chance you are about to start making baby food?

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@Zocdoc I filled out a survey in return for a giftcard, but have not received it. Can you help?

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@Shinola Hi! The watchband for my Shinola fell off. I love the watch, and don't wear it often. Is that something that you can help me with?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@Chubbies the worst part of the airlines losing all my luggage for my honeymoon to Europe? I can’t find any shorts short enough. Looks like I’ll be wearing just this pair of chubbies for 2 weeks. #skysoutthighsout

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@united I had severe issues with United and wanted to discuss potential compensation due to my last two flights being delayed and cancelled. As well as getting a flight change I never should have been put on but United has been ignoring me.

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

Never been a bigger asterisk next to a championship.

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

Do players deserve NIL money? Yes. Do LSU’s refs? No.

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

How much is LSU paying the refs?

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

Almost time for the 2 days a year I watch TruTV

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@ask_progressive my wife has been sitting on the side of the road waiting for roadside assistance for almost 4 hours (original eta of 22 minutes). I have been hung up on twice when calling into roadside assistance. Is there anyone who can ACTUALLY help her?

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@jewelosco Nothing like reserving a Thanksgiving turkey in advance, only to learn Jewel sold my turkey anyway. Terrible experience, not that anyone there cared.

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@HiltonGrandVac My wife and I just checked in for our honeymoon and have had quite a few problems.

Had a late check in, missing amenities, broken minibar, and wrong room type.

The hotel staff is currently unwilling to help, how should we proceed?

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

@Xfinity nothing like vibing to Xfinity hold music for half an hour after work. What a terrible company.

[William Morgan @pkpwill]

Leggo Tiafoe!