Paul Kay

I got a parking fine whilst meeting the late Pele

[Paul Kay @pktheapprentice]

First game I ever went to

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🎙 "Simply sensational!"

We couldn't have put it better ourselves — @VanCole9 scored this beauty v Leicester in '99! 🚲

[Sean Waltman @TheRealXPac]

I'm not trying to speak for anyone else in the locker room at the time, but I don't remember anyone being upset with Steve over this. He damn sure didn't owe me an apology.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Noni Madueke's golden chance for England against Costa Rica was worth 0.96 xG.

The Arsenal forward glided past Patrick Sequeria before striking the post with the goal gaping.

[Paul Kay @pktheapprentice]

@Si_23Q Scholes, Rooney or Beckham for me

[Paul Kay @pktheapprentice]

Portugal are pathetic for still starting Ronaldo wont get anywhere with him as a starter

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| GOAL: AKOR ADAMS EQUALIZES FOR NIGERIA!!!

Portugal 1-1 Nigeria
https://t.co/fBIcKhICq6

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

Absolutely fine with this. £120m flat fee is just ludicrous.

[Paul Kay @pktheapprentice]

@centregoals ALMOST!!!!!!!!!!

[F R I E N D L Y 🛸 @WrestleFriendly]

Remember when Ric Flair tried to hit the People's Elbow and turned it into his classic strut, just to get beat up immediately?

That “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” had me dead! 😭

The Rock mocking Ric Flair’s strut right after was the most hilarious thing possible. lol 😂

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Referee Omar Artan was given a hero’s welcome as he arrived back in Somalia after he was denied entry to the US 🇸🇴

[Ahmed @Interlsta4life]

This mf is allowed to enter the US but the Somali referee is not.

Make that make sense

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

Terry Kiely as Karl Fletcher. Harchester legend. Dream Team icon.

If you know, you know.

[Paul Kay @pktheapprentice]

Swap him for Rio

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

England manager Thomas Tuchel has revealed Bukayo Saka is unable to train on consecutive days and is yet to fully recover from the Achilles injury he sustained in March after “playing through the pain” at Arsenal.

“He is the one we are building and taking care of in training.”

More from @Dan_Sheldon_ — free to read ⬇️

https://t.co/wNTpKWs3iS

[Lucy🌻🦦 @lucy_la_la]

Huw Stevens on radio 6 just said Kids by MGMT is 20 years old and I'd like to report a hate crime please.

[Vincent Collateral @AF17550]

there’s not a soul behind those eyes man

[Film Easter Eggs & Details @FilmEasterEggs]

In ‘Monsters Inc.’ (2001), Mike had three Post-it notes in his locker reminding him to file the paperwork and yet he always forgot to do it on time

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Paul Kay @pktheapprentice]

@dannykellywords Keep going Danny 💪🏻

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Never forget the time Fernando Torres took E.T to Anfield

[PW Chronicle @_PWChronicle]

The guy threw the microphone at LA Knight but Knight dropped it, so Knight made him throw it again.

Knight looked so disappointed 😭😭

#WWERaw 

[Clip Wrestling @TheHulchal]

The French Wrestling crowd was the one that turned Jey Uso's entrance into a concert back then which ultimately led to his big singles push.

And they did it again tonight.

JUST SURREAL ✨ ✨

#WWERaw

[utdreport @utdreport]

David Ornstein on which Premier League club will be the busiest this transfer window:

“If I was to give you one that will be the busiest, I am going to say Manchester United.” [@TheAthleticFC]