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When I joined the militia I had promised myself to kill one Fascist - after all, if each of us killed one they would soon be extinct

-- George Orwell

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@Ad4mmm1 @JimmyBroadbent @bilstein_de ...the guy who brought Jimmy and Steve on board? Ok mate.

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The RTÉ Oireachtas Committee meetings but it’s performed by an Indie Band

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@BigDirtyFry I can't believe you dragged me back to the hellsite with this absolute masterpiece. Crowds will be singing this back at you!

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@trashfuturepod @boshj @TWOAPW GOODWILL BUNTING
Loving the show. Please more subliminal Matt Damon

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@trashfuturepod @boshj @TWOAPW Screaming at my phone RIPLICANT RIPLICANT RIPLICANT RIPLICATION

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@eas6144 @kevinroose My exact feelings, more elegantly expressed.

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@kevinroose "As long as they are reasonable and fair". I know that's a standard qualification that many (human) people write but it's doing a lot of heavy lifting in light of the earlier conversation. I'm way in the uncanny valley with this now.

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@RobertRMorris You really needed to lead with this.

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@myhlee But also: that's fucked and I'm sorry you have to deal with that nonsense

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@myhlee "Like...right now? Here?"

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@jihad_return @GoodVibePolitik "When I joined the militia I had promised myself to kill one Fascist — after all, if each of us killed one they would soon be extinct."

George Orwell

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@Robertbanas6 @AnnCoulter Napoliwhatnow

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@FanBoyShi @pwnsdx @blakeswineford @spaceriker @igb @elonmusk @thunderf00t Quick, before he gets suspended

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@themichaelest @Spongeybobby99 @theDoukai mArKeT cOrReCtiON go brrrrrr

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@jpanzer Free as in beer AND freedom.

#JohnMastodon

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@bepitropakis @DoNotBook @handsomeadult Swift and brutal. The only way to handle it.

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@seriouspod Clearly the one Elon hates most is Mastodon. I'm on both it and Post and Post is faaaaarr rougher around the edges. Also it's run by one individual, which is how Twitter got to this stage.

Mastodon's "Fediverse" is billionaire-proof and that's a lot more important to me now.

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Don't worry Elon, the little people still love you. Once you kick out all these pesky journalists, Twitter will start making money again, bigly.

#elonjet #streisandeffect

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I wasn't aware of the story of the hangman who lied his way into the job and then botched the hangings so that many of the top Nazis died slooowly by strangulation rather than a broken neck. Pretty cool!

https://t.co/F8B9Je2jC7

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What Twitter needs is more pictures of Nazis being hanged.