Plague Doctor 2020

Curing folk since 1635. Click here 4 plague tips -

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

I tried to get the public to follow government advice. #plaguedoctor2020 #covid
#COVIDIOT #Covid_19 #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic #CoronaCrisisuk #coronavirus #COVIDー19 #covid19UK #londonlockdown #London #StopTheSpread #QuarantineOnlineParty

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

Disgusting behaviour from @gillinghamjoe and David Earl - kicking @poppyhillstead off @gossipmongers1 podcast via their agents. The greed stinks. Lost all my respect for them.

[Poppy Hillstead @poppyhillstead]

Reeeeeally didn't want to put anything but people keep asking. So here you go. About Gossipmongers...

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Still the best reaction to a house makeover ever

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

@omari_antony @lastminute_com @MerlinEvents @NVarneyMerlin @TheLondonEye That is terrible and must be rectified! How shameful of the companies in charge

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

. @elonmusk Please can you release a men's fragrance called 'Elon Musk'? Please?

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

. @fredsirieix1 are you the only bloke they can find to host TV shows now? Getting sick of the sight of you. Can you just fuck off? #firstdates

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

. @NadineDorries @lucyallan Shame on you. You have a responsibility to share accurate information, not smears. SHAME

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

. @DUPleader Easton must resign

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

@OpenreachHelp Thanks David - I have messaged

[Zed Anwar⏱️ @ZedTrafficker]

X #CoronavirusLockdownUK

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

#QUIZ with me LIVE tonight at 8pm from the comfort of your own home. Test your trivia knowledge and get plastered! https://t.co/a28izXSZrE #StayAtHomeSaveLives #stayinside #StayAtHome #lockdownuk
#lockdown

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

PRO TIP: Drink alcohol continuously. If you have alcohol in your bloodstream, even if the virus enters your body it will quickly become too inebriated to attack and will simply fall asleep. #coronatips #plaguedoctor2020 #covidiots #StayAtHomeSaveLives
#lockdown #coronatips

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

TOP TIP: Prevent the virus from taking hold of you by rubbing butter all over your body and running in a zig-zag motion. #covidiots #corona #coronavirus #coronaadvice #StayAtHomeSaveLives #lockdown

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

TOP TIP: If you run out of facemasks, simply staple a copy of OK magazine to your face. Not even the virus wants to read that shit. #corona #covidiots #stayathomesavelives #stayathome #lockdown #coronatips #plaguedoctor2020

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

New government advice for if you absolutely NEED to go outside. Please RT. #covidiots #stayathomesavelives #coronaadvice #corona #lockdown

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

HEALTH TIP: Hang sachets of Angel Delight around your windows to repel the virus... It surprisingly hates desserts. #COVIDー19 #COVIDIOTS #Coronavid19 #StayAtHome #StayAtHomeSaveLives

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

Join my #virtual #PUBQUIZ TONIGHT from the comfort of your own home. Free to enter! Encouraging donations to @ageuklondon and @asthmauk https://t.co/a28izXSZrE #COVIDIDIOTS #StayAtHomeSaveLives #quiz

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

The Plague Doctor will be on BBC Radio Manchester @BBCRadioManc just after 8.30am... #tunein https://t.co/8FGLKfHeyw #COVIDIDIOTS #corona #StayAtHomeSaveLives

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

@BBCRadioManc Good morning! Awaiting your call, sirs x

[Plague Doctor 2020 @plaguedoc2020]

Pro corona virus tip - put a leech on your balls. #coronavirus #Coronavid19 #coronatips #plaguedoctor2020