Aidboo

Sister account to ; only with that unique Aidan-blend of sharp irreverent wittiness you've secretly been craving.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Can't meme and smash at the same time

Needs more dickbutt

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

I am the oncoming storm, I am the scorched earth. I am the lavender babadook.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Daniel Radcliffe: the result of Elijah Wood and Robert Pattinson's love child.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

What's that? That's bullshit. I don't co-sign that.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

There's weed in the test tubes! THERE'S ALWAYS WEED IN THE TEST TUBES.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

@Blind_Rorschach I, too am, happy to workshop some synergistic crystals & planetary alignments w/ you. We should also check re: your sun, moon, & rising sign

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

I am a kween and no one can tell me otherwise.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

New candle scent: "Fuck Off".. it smells of burnt manbuns and abandoned tech startup we-work spaces, with a hint of old spice.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Workshopping new accessories: lavender picked under a waxing gibbous moon, coated entirely in rose gold. 🌱🌔 Thoughts?
3:37 PM · Sep 18, 2017

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Anyone else get the feeling they're stuck in an alternate timeline with gay werewolves and dirty forest spirits as your closest confidantes?

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

I would totally have a bat plan my wedding.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

I'm going to learn how to tune the human biofield. Tuning the head, spine & feet with singing bowls (pictured below) is my favorite so far.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

It's all just little slices of the universe we're travelling through... and I truly believe that.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

"I'm at 100." one hundo

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

I don't know what kind of cursed pottery I picked up to end up with @ginger_actually, but there was a lot of pottery

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Salt candles are so multi-purpose: scrape some off into soup, feed some to your cow - the possibilities are endless

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Where to find spell books? I want to see if I can do something about the eclipse.

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

pssssstt...(but the real enemy is the patriarchy)

and dumb people

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

Taking a poll - which kind of artisan salt to make? I need it to salt fields of my enemies. What?
It's not normal to have enemies, you say?

[Aidboo @plaidbug]

The Most Dangerous Game (for men): a sequel, written by me via OkCupid messages