Andy

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[Andy @plainly_andy]

A stupid way to act like someone basically already has a career slam.

[Andy @plainly_andy]

I think she gets about the amount of credit she deserves. And "slam on every surface" is a fake milestone no one cares about.

[NotLite @NotLite_03]

Iga Swiatek doesn't get enough credit for having a slam on every surface

[Andy @plainly_andy]

@CHRISF0GLE Read this as if "white people be like David Foster Wallace" were the subject of the sentence and were the name of some comedy sketch I hadn't heard of

[Andy @plainly_andy]

RG is bullshit this year

[Andy @plainly_andy]

Cleveland, Ohio

[Javier @JaaviCast]

Adivina la ciudad. Nivel: MUY Fácil.

[Andy @plainly_andy]

Wtf is this? If Andreeva doesn't win, I s2g

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Your 2026 Roland Garros Women’s Semifinalists.

Diana Shnaider.

Maja Chwalinska.

Marta Kostyuk.

Mirra Andreeva.

Someone is winning their first Grand Slam title.

Who will it be? 🏆

[Andy @plainly_andy]

Cronenburg Hotel

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Andy @plainly_andy]

Single. Family of 6.

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Very accurate.

[Andy @plainly_andy]

Peanut butter

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Name a food you could eat every single day for the rest of your life without getting tired of it. Not your fancy answer. Your real answer. Go.

[Andy @plainly_andy]

By same questions I mean questions on the same topic.

[Andy @plainly_andy]

I dislike Kostyuk, but if these questions are going to be put to Ukrainian players, Russians should face the same questions. And very importantly so should Americans.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Marta Kostyuk on Russian players who avoid giving a clear stance on the war, 'I wish there was some more clear stance on what's going on especially when your country is killing other people'

"Shnaider, after she beat Oliynykova, said, 'I'm not playing an opponent, I'm playing against a ball because the ball is the same.' Andreeva was talking about playing a Ukrainian player, 'I really try against the ball coming at me, it doesn't matter who I'm playing against' is it frustrating to hear? It almost sounds like they're trying to avoid talking about the situation. Is it frustrating?"

"For me it's not frustrating anymore. They are all grown ups. They know what they're talking about, they know whats going on. They have phones, they have instagram, they have news. They're clearly aware of what's going on. If this is something that they want to avoid talking about, they have to live with this, not me. I mean what can I say?"

"They pick a strategy that works for them and that's it. Obviously, not much I can do about it. I wish there was some more clear stance on what's going on especially when your country is killing other people. I don't know how you can sleep at night peacefully when you know that this is going on and you have nothing to say about it. Not much more I can say."

(via Roland Garros Press)

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

A Court of Thorns and Roses (Maas)
A Court of Mist and Fury (Maas)
A Court of Wings and Ruin (Maas)
A Court of Silver Flames (Maas)
A Little Life (Yanagihara)

[Andy @plainly_andy]

@pensandpoison Ich gebe keine fucks

[Andy @plainly_andy]

@lyrasie That's threatening people with a good time

[Andy @plainly_andy]

@_aidan_clark_ @theojaffee I was a pineapple fan, but my supermarket started carrying the cherry and idk it might be tops

[Andy @plainly_andy]

@dropshot1996 Yes

[Andy @plainly_andy]

Mensik. Just gotta keep calm and let Zverev beat himself.

[emi is back from vacation @mer_theluckyone]

who do we think has a better shot at beating zverev? mensik or fonseca?

[Andy @plainly_andy]

I admire more than 5 novels because I'm a true man of letters

[The Book Land @the_book_land]

I'm seeing a lot of people sharing 5 American authors they admire. What about 5 American novels?

My choices would perhaps be:

- Moby-Dick (Melville)
- East of Eden (Steinbeck)
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Twain)
- The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
- The House of the Seven Gables (Hawthorne)
- The Sound and the Fury (Faulkner)

Yes, I can count, but I couldn't leave Faulkner out of the list.

[Andy @plainly_andy]

I think Sabalenka losing now would be even more pathetic than Zverev losing.

[Catriona Von Beuthen @CatrionaBeuthen]

Geopolitics of Roland Garros quarterfinals