Salad Casualty

"Be ashamed to die, until you have scored some victory for humanity." - Go Cubs Go

[Salad Casualty @PlainsSpectre]

Pinned tweets = worst tweets

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This will be the sixth time we kill Patrick Stewart’s Charles Xavier, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[VivecthePoet @Vivec_the_Poet]

If you come for the king, you'd best not miss, Mr. Nolan.

[Salad Casualty @PlainsSpectre]

@tragicbirdapp

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Forget the ice cream truck. I want a coffee truck that cruises through neighborhoods every morning, playing a little jingle so everyone knows their caffeine has arrived.

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Frankly Taco Bell has built up a lot of goodwill from me. I forgive them

[Salad Casualty @PlainsSpectre]

@PlayStation We aren’t forgetting, fuckers!

[enabuns @EnaBuns]

I'll love him forever 💙

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Yo podría fácilmente acariciar a un tigre pues él vería mi corazón puro con buenas intenciones y no me mataría.

[Salad Casualty @PlainsSpectre]

Bring back the giant Cheez It and we’re good.

[G @stevensongs]

"Fame is fleeting, Jimothee. Enjoy it for now, but be wary, not everyone who smiles at you is your friend. Remember Peanut."
~ Moo Deng (former child star)

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I don't like when the hot sauce name is crass... Show some decorum

[? 𖦹𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 ⚄ 𝔩𝔦𝔟𝔯𝔞⓼ ✮ @_S0URCANDY]

Oh Taco Bell.. we’re just gonna sweep this one under the rug, it wasn’t your fault queen.

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

yeah I'm watching the odyssey tonight

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

We really fucked things up fast! But at least we got nothing out of it.

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite