Peter Peter Sandwich Eater

Rage tweeting into the silent abyss. Occasional zingers.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

It'd be a lot funnier that the world's richest man is also the world's dorkiest loser if it wasn't in my timeline 10 times a day.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@AbakpaJob @tmorello See also: Art.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@krystalball @bootmanmstz And then going on television and essentially admitting you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand anything.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@petersterne Stop taking the bait, you fucking losers.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@davidhogg111 Our govt does. So I guess time to stop paying taxes????

I am on board with that if that’s the plan.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@DonBurgers @girlsreallyrule Nightmare blunt rotation

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@hasanthehun It’d be nice if just once establishment dems could not take the bait. You’re not a member of the party or an elected. They literally do not need to comment on this noise AT ALL. Learn how to pivot for fucks sake.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@ComedyBangBang Just started this week’s episode and I guess Reggie wasn’t there to do the theme song. Did something happen? 🤔 👀

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@justinspratt Good point. Let’s get rid of those too.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@bootmanmstz I’m fine with shows taking the time to properly break and execute the story. It’s better than rushing a bad product. So many good shows jump the shark or leave plot holes to churn out a season every year.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@TheAVClub @ComedyBangBang - Did Scott get a phone call?

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

I have a “third way”, but it involves trials and guillotines for the current administration, but I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet.

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

The "centrist" think tank Third Way is looking to pay someone between $140,000 and $150,000 to spend their days trying to dig up dirt on DSA and its members. They're trying to present this gig as "anti-extremism" work, which I find completely cynical and disgusting.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@kenklippenstein The more I see of this jabroni, the more he sucks.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@patriottakes @Acyn

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@wormpuller @Gabrus

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@emzanotti @jaketapper Yeah. Keep us out of it. Shit was broke when we got here. We’re just trying to survive.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

I can’t wait for it to be used the same way as every other new tech. Porn, scams, and intrusive data harvesting/surveillance.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Huge news in quantum, Illinois.

We’ve achieved quantum advantage with IBM and UChicago, marking a new milestone in their partnership.

Together, there’s no limit to what we can achieve!

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@daveweigel @LastWeekTonight - The government stole your recurring bit.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@Acyn Ron Howard narrator voice: “That was, in fact, not what they needed.”

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

@atrupar It’s crazy that Israel has a Senator and Pennsylvania gets shorted one.

[Peter Peter Sandwich Eater @plalb]

The cool thing about watching our gerontocracy sundowning in real time is it really motivates you to draft a legal document demanding someone put you down with a shotgun before you get to that point.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Pritzker—Don't call him a fat pig, ok? I'm sticking up for him. When I do that, the press can’t get me because I’m defending a man who obviously has a problem. Actually, he lost a lot of weight.