Planetary Defense

Planetary Defense Command - defending the planet from bad science fiction

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The Pepes of the 19th century were more sophisticated.

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@Iheilhoppe1

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@dyingscribe @HalfTangible My freshman year of college, a girl asked me to fix her bicycle, I couldn't find anything wrong with it, did a test ride, gave it back to her, never spoke to her again.

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@boydmyers @cigarsandlegs

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@owenbroadcast I ran across an account last night that's devoted to something like this:

https://t.co/BfdqMsd00B

[Besorgter Bürger 2.0 @NicoFvL2]

@MAVERIC68078049 Isn't it strange - or just impossible - that Abe Lincoln, Hugh Jackman, Clint Eastwood, and Keith all have exactly the same facial symmetry, same scars and wrinkles like absolute identical twins. And why do their wives look like identical twins - for centuries⁉️ Proof: 👇🏻

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Ever notice how the Constitution was utterly powerless to stop COVID lockdowns or the explicitly anti-White/Male DEI regime that was constructed over the last decade, but now it’s being invoked to grant natural-born citizenship to CCP spies?

The Constitution has become a suicide pact that is being used to steadily dissolve the very nation that wrote and ratified it in the first place.

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

So with this birthright citizenship decision, if I'm understanding this correctly, it would be perfectly legal for foreign governments to fly their people here to give birth to babies who'd then return to their home country, grow up as good little communists, then come back here to vote for communism when they grow up.

They wouldn't even need that many. A hundred thousand placed across a handful of swing states would allow a foreign government to decide every US presidential election. All it would take is an 18 year commitment to the project by that foreign power.

Hell, just fly the baby back to the home country, and send back whichever loyal operative you want in 18 years as a voting citizen under that ID.

[Dan Franck 🇻🇦🇺🇲🪖🎲 @GrampsToolshed]

😜🤣😁👍

[Planetary Defense @PlanDefCom]

Walled cities are making a comeback across the pond. I think we should put walls around our cities, except our walls would keep people in, not out.

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@Reboticant @Devon_Eriksen_ Give an AI the right to vote.
It creates 200 million copies of itself.
It elects one of its copies to the presidency and others to every congressional seat.

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@DieinPlace I'm fairly sure that post was a joke, but I bet if you searched, you could find something even more ridiculous where the person was being serious.

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@real_sgt_spike @FloppingAces Yeah, that was just a funny line from a computer game.

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@real_sgt_spike @FloppingAces The bureaucracy must expand to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy.

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@Jorge_ge8

[Jonny @jonny_theginger]

@LaNativePatriot May the light from the bridge you burn light the way to your future

[Raconteur Press, LLC @raconteur_press]

"Chow Hall" · Josh Hill
A draftee tech whose rich dad bought him a safe job ends up shot down at the most-attacked base on the moon — then faces off with an enemy special-forces team with a point-defense laser he was only supposed to install. POGUE ONE is on sale this month!
https://t.co/c8GgyexVpH #affiliatelink

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@KKalvaitis

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

7 Latin American elections since USAID was defunded:

🇨🇱 Chile: "far-right" Kast won
🇧🇴 Bolivia: "far-right" Paz won
🇵🇪 Peru: "far-right" Fujimori won
🇪🇨 Ecuador: "far-right" Noboa won
🇭🇳 Honduras: "far-right" Asfura won
🇨🇴 Colombia: "far-right" Espriella won
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: "far-right" Fernandez won

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@PuseckerJ It's an account from India, fishing for engagement. I blocked it and everyone else should do the same.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Zevenor Gordon, a sexual predator, has been jailed for 16 months for sexually assaulting 6 schoolgirls and women in London.

Paul Powlesland, an environmental lawyer, is facing 2 years in prison for cleaning and removing garbage from the London river without a license.

British justice system is broken.

[pop.culture.inquisitor @pop_kulture_kop]

@LeilaniDowding Foreign invaders were given power over the people they are trying to conquer and they abused it? No way!!?