Parker Landry

this is not a moment, it’s the movement

[Parker Landry @plandry18]

There’s nothing like a hot beer on a cold day

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tough night to be an everyday citizen of NYC

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The sounds of Manhattan the moment they became world champs

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Knicks fan launched a banana into the crowd and it came back to him 👀

[Parker Landry @plandry18]

Holy fucking shit #knicks

[Parker Landry @plandry18]

It’s been a couple of months but I’m still pissed Bam scored more than Kobe

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Yep

[Modern McCarthyist @SensibleFascist]

The schizophrenic black guy on the subway when he’s told to put his dick back in his pants:

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Are the songs okay

[𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘺 @S1NS1NS]

can i create my own car insurance company that only insures me and a couple buds? low monthly cost, shit coverage, but technically legal to drive?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

[Dr. “The Doc” Buckslinger @DoctorMisterSir]

Do NOT get the oysters rockefeller at Shelter Insurance

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

White people be like my dad got hooked on pills after he hurt his back