cybernetic lion

something happens when you stop eating sugar. you start to crave fruits and vegetables

[hayna @yinyerhana]

This is the only way to calm me down

[G-$tackz @Gershforthewin]

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

Here’s a joke:

Net neutrality

[lashie @lashie__]

With my fundraiser money, I'm either gunna end world hunger, or repave the faculty parking lot

[hayna @yinyerhana]

@calliepete2 Time for a nature walk

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

The best kind of prize is a surprise

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

So I was working with my favorite client. He’s five and has autism.

I showed him a picture of a squirrel and said “what is this”

He touched it, smiled, and said “Lemon”

You can’t say that shits not funny

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

When my best friend was at her grandmas funeral she kept accidentally singing

“I’m going to be a thunder girl, till I’m 6 feet under girl”

Which is from bobs burgers and was coincidentally in her head

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

Are you pulling out other bitches IV’s?
Yes or no

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

I just came right out and said I’m a heart warrior with no warning
#ad #courage #Warriors

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

it would bug you if you knew he let me shoot his guns

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

Sweet sweet release

[Cybernetic Tiger @calliepete2]

“Rigor mortise became my favorite thing when tuck died:)”

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

If you peed they’d probably call the cops

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

Daddy and mommy

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

There’s a baby in the back

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

Rich gurl finesse

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

Most important appliance in the house? Meat grinder

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

CHRUSTNAN YAAAH

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

I probably have a bunch of little gems in my brain

[cybernetic lion @planet_cal]

Oh yeah baby baby