Marsha Lynch

Former chef, currently driving a flower delivery van. Writer, wife, dog-mom. First person to type "totes mcgoats" on the internet, but #noreceipts

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@ThomasNewman

[Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety]

17th century French artist Louise Moillon achieved fame with her beautifully precise still-lifes ~ here’s her Basket of Plums (1629)

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@ThomasNewman She might be the best-looking genetic Trump

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@imnotabotbiatch I had the pulse of a resting teenager. WHILE I was at the dr's office.
I nailed it! Must have been those 3 Quaaludes I took in the parking lot

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Was dreading my Dr appt bc I figured all this election stress would have my numbers f'd up but no: A1c went down, bp 116/70, pulse 67, OS 100%.
Would anyone like to kickbox this 61 yr old woman?

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There could be video of Muck and Dump shitting on piles of mail-in ballots & people would say it's AI. The DNCC is too wimpy to look into anything lest people think it unseemly, seeing as how election denying was so out of fashion 4 yrs ago. I fear we're stuck with this result 🫠

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I haven't read a Greenwald column in years (used to think he was great) & I wondered what kind of BS he's spewing after this election so I allllmost looked it up, but I'm afraid it'll be worse than I think

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This was me Wednesday morning

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Imagine sobbing and a monkey starts performing parkour on your head

https://t.co/xgjFPBRJC1

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@BuntyTwoPointOh okay, so I am not the only person that failed to be moved by this artistry

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You know, dicing an ice cream sandwich is harder than I initially thought

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My husband, in a bleak space this week, guesses the goal of all this is to finally tie the US Dollar to crypto. I hope he's wrong

[𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕒𝕟 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 @bryanjj0nes]

My kid made these 32 paper footballs and drew all these logos on them.

I thought they were so dope, had to post em 🔥

@NFL

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@hotoynoodle @sarahkendzior omg Comey pulled out a pebble on the bottom that started the whole landslide.
You know, none of these people we're talking about will ever suffer a single moment's inconvenience due to the coming administration. Bet on it.

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@hotoynoodle Heaving a heavy sigh, thinking about all those people who said to leave Garland ALONE so he can cross those I's and dot those T's. Who said "don't worry, Jack Smith is a brilliant legal mind, he's biding his time, he's biding his time..."
Welp, he bided it alright

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@heyval2 Cool - I read that as you bought two "seals"
& I thought that's a weird place to sell seals 🦭🦭

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@hotoynoodle Hard pass. Fuck's sake, BA - put that Ouija board back in the closet, wouldja?

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@SFGeekGirl Plus they're all blurry from the filter

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@heyval2 I think the next year was the first year for MP3 players - before Apple really got into the game, & so they were all Motorola or Panavox or something. Little bitty things the size of a cigarette lighter. SO EXPENSIVE. I went shopping for them in pawn shops.

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Today I was remembering one of the first Xmases John & I were together. I bought him a SPECIAL WATCH that kept PERFECT TIME w/ the World Clock, as long as you didn't let the battery run down (communicated with SATELLITES!). Now we all have that in our pocket.
Spent some💰, too🤣

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@hotoynoodle This is just a guess since I don't know what brand of comedy you like, but Bill Burr's monologue on SNL should be fire tonight. In 20 minutes. We all need a nasty, bitter laughing session ❤️🫠

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@Postsemreh Cinnadust, huh? Call me when there's one where the slices are encrusted with whole pieces of Honeycomb cereal
(Actually, now that I think of it, there has to be a way to market something you could call "Pepperoni- Flavored Bacon" We should open an online shop)