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[deej @planetdeej]

@VerizonSupport I need assistance asap with a failed self install for fios. The live chat stopped responding and I have not been able to get in touch on the phone.

[deej @planetdeej]

the pope is like “gimme that” like those orangutan vids

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

(EXCLUSIVE) What the Vatican security guards do after you throw a plush of @Pontifex at @Pontifex:

[deej @planetdeej]

🤮

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

SCOOP: Internal Palantir Slack messages obtained by @josephfcox show the company did a recent sprint to build a tool that helps ICE find the physical locations of people who have been marked for deportation.

https://t.co/pv3sSur7Ty

[deej @planetdeej]

@willisbeefs 🧐

[deej @planetdeej]

@willisbeefs Cryptic

[deej @planetdeej]

@WardedHalls I’m saying this all the time

[deej @planetdeej]

excited to return to nyc and suffer through winter like my brethren

[deej @planetdeej]

@tanto_anto The empire knows no bounds smfh

[deej @planetdeej]

my shaylaaaaaa (im not even in the U.S. wtf)

[deej @planetdeej]

sounding like azealia banks

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

MY FIRST ELON MUSK IMPRESSION

@elonmusk you don’t have access to your upper lip muscles !!

Why ? bad cervical spine posture and what I suspect is a weak left shoulder.

If you strengthened your back, fix posture, you could also improve your SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

[deej @planetdeej]

this is one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever seen

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

I watched Eastwood's latest film "Juror No. 2" on U-NEXT, since it was not released theatrically in Japan. It was a masterpiece. It reminded me of Eastwood from around the time of "Mystic River" and "Changeling." This is Eastwood's version of "12 Angry Men.” Similarly, it begins with 1 (not guilty) vs. 11 (guilty), but the circumstances in this film are completely different. It is a legal drama but also a Hitchcock-like thriller. The screenplay is good in every way. The actors are excellent. The music is by Mark Mancina, not Eastwood. Eastwood questions, “What is justice?”and I wish I could’ve seen it in theaters.

[deej @planetdeej]

no one’s talking about the bald guy from GBBO being in gladiator 2

[deej @planetdeej]

mentally unwell after 12 hrs of travel and then 3.5 hours so far just parked on the tarmac at Logan airport

[deej @planetdeej]

deranged psyop as always!!!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here are my favorite songs from this year! Check them out if you’re looking to shake up your playlist – and let me know if there’s a song or artist I should make sure to listen to.

[deej @planetdeej]

@WardedHalls are we getting another playlist this year??

[deej @planetdeej]

This narc on CNN is in puerto rn and we have mutuals. Never trust a hippie!!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

We're almost 100% convinced Luigi Mangione did ayahuasca. He joined an intentional living community in Hawaii that was "selective about its members" and his "roommate friend" is doing the interview from Oaxaca, Mexico. If you know you know. We may likely be right on this one. 😂

[deej @planetdeej]

they put timothee on ozempic and added another inch to his chin. do not be fooled!!!

[deej @planetdeej]

drake rapping about rotoplas on a narco corrido is giving the same energy as kevin spacey fleeing to Israel

[deej @planetdeej]

@POTUS ?????????

[deej @planetdeej]

@Lilysunshine89 @obleapapi It’s so hot on the subway I hate it!