Planet John

Observations of one who marches to the beat of his own arrhythmic drum.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@dixontroy My friend Gord is going to start dieting @BlessedBook1611 @Craigsbass

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@Craigsbass @JoshuaBarzon @BlessedBook1611 The books Gord finds most helpful come with colouring pencils.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 @CBlaine72 Gord doesn’t see people - just prospects. No wonder Chris groups you with encyclopaedia salesmen.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 @Craigsbass Gord - with your gluttony issues you would float like an anvil.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 @Craigsbass Fish and chips! We’re not England. Come down under and I’ll put some shrimp on the bbq for Gloria. And a nice carrot salad for you.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 I didn’t realise it was a colouring book. @Craigsbass

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@BlessedBook1611 @Craigsbass So your problem with pastors wearing skinny jeans is rampant jealousy. Combined with your gluttony problem you really are the epitome of an IFB pastor.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 Are these real churches ones where an obese man in an ill fitting suit rants about things that aren’t in the Bible? @Craigsbass

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@IFB1611KJV @BlessedBook1611 You get sinful men to sign God’s word? Not even Gord would stoop so low!

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@JoshuaBarzon My friend Gord assured me he should. Even if he is in Tanzania using his KJV to preach to Swahili speakers. @BlessedBook1611 @Craigsbass @magachrchpastr

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@CBlaine72 @BlessedBook1611 I admire your optimism in expecting credibility from Gord!

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 Any system that enables nutters to have guns is flawed - and the visa is largely paid by kids on school.@Craigsbass

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@BlessedBook1611 @CBlaine72 So now you are obsessed with with butchers. This is not going to help your need for a balanced diet with more vegetables.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@magachrchpastr No wonder Gord bows down to him….. @BlessedBook1611 @Craigsbass

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@NahumOBrien You sure his name ain’t Gord? @Craigsbass @CBlaine72 @Astraea96 @AwsumPreacher

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 You are now bowing to another man?

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@BlessedBook1611 @tlewis569 @Craigsbass @ReidHornet @ChrisTampa55 @TalbertSwan Golly gumboots Gord. Your witticisms fall as flat as a night-carters hat. There are no polar bears in the Antarctic! You need to get out if Tennessee and see the real world.

[Planet John @planetjohn99]

@MerrymanRicky Great photo of you and your daughter.

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@BlessedBook1611 @CBlaine72 Why do you want to praise Sagan?