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[Mark Harris @planetkram]

It was next to the Asteroids. Makes perfect sense.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@_JiggityJohnson “Let’s see him get past these bricks.” - Jes

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

You're SOOOoooooo Good lookin'. #Seinfeldism

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Excellent question!

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@TheCinesthetic

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

America during the Bicentennial was a completely different place

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@SethWickersham BEN THAT HILL. …. BE N THAT HILL.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

Met that dude outside a Stop-n-Go just north of Waco near Bellmead, off I-35 March 1991. He was kinda weird. Very chatty. Extended an invite to his church. Didn’t go.

[Von Hayes @VonHayes888]

Breaking: David Koresh will not be performing at The Great American State Fair.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@_JiggityJohnson They do. It just sounds different

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@Breaking57 I always wonder if someone watches these (or storage wars) and says HEY, THATS MY STUFF!!

I want to see a Jason Statham movie where he was a soldier in Iraq and couldn’t pay his storage so they auctioned it off, he’s a prisoner, escapes, fights to get his stuff back.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@19Sandyansyah

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@_JiggityJohnson Banana boogers

[Tracy Chou 🌻 @triketora]

every library deserves an exclamation point

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

I like to live dangerously.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

Texas Ranger fans tonight received bloody jerseys at the game to commemorate Nolan Ryan's Split lip (he required 6 stitches) when he faced Bo Jackson September 1990.

Ryan stayed in the game and pitched 7 scoreless innings.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

How I feel every time I submit an IT job ticket at work.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@upliftandlift @TheBabylonBee The top five oldest serving senators are:
1Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa): 92
2Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.): 83
3Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.): 83
4James Risch (R-Idaho): 82
5Angus King (I-Maine): 81

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@_JiggityJohnson Sure but you GOTTA go to the 2027 Fiscal year outcome of the chains drafting. The chains have to be drafted. THE CHAINS!!

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

@RichOToole 1 rib, 1 piece of brisket at Terry Blacks is $25

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

Looks like they’re building a rollercoaster carnival ride in front of the WhiteHouse.

[Mark Harris @planetkram]

Apple TV should automatically be free if you eat apples