Planet Parenthood

Googling childcare childcare as I go 🤷🏻‍♀️ education, wine, books #BLM . visit me on insta @planetparent1 .

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If you start taking coffee into the bathroom does that mean you’ve levelled up as a parent?

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Anyone else wishing they had Rihanna’s budget for maternity wear?

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My husband told me my desk looks like an Alice in Wonderland tea party happened here 25 years ago and he’s not wrong.

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So many things that used to annoy my mom make sense now.

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I remember in my previous life when I looked alive and rejuvenated and had never heard of a snot sucker or a diaper genie.

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When you put on a kids movie and watch the whole thing while they play with the coasters on the coffee table.

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If you don’t pour cheerios all over the playpen to watch the baby act like a roomba I just don’t relate.

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Got a message from daycare saying my daughter’s playtime today was her joyfully looking at herself in the mirror and now I’m 100% sure she didn’t get swapped during that couple hours we fell asleep at the hospital when she was born.

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@Mom_Overboard Haha I wish it was an exaggeration 😂

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When you get home after the holidays and aren’t sure if you’ve been robbed or are actually that fucking messy.

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I’ve really enjoyed starting daycare so far bc when you pay the big bucks you really get a return on your investment like when your child is there for 4 days and gets sick from the other babies and is home for 2 weeks. Wait…

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@mamakc__ @beingmomandmore @planetparenthood1 ☺️🤗

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Working from home be like hmm which reading socks do I wear today?

[meghan @deloisivete]

I love you, but go to bed: a parenting memoir

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I feel like the baby version of only liking someone for their money is only liking a toy for its tag.

[Annie Way @Anniewritess]

Me trying to set my alarm without seeing it tell me how many hours until it goes off

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Yesterday my cat bit me and drew blood. I still adore him. In 2002, my husband bought cilantro instead of parsley at the grocery store and I still look at him and think, "How could you?"

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Wife: *Timing contractions*

Husband: I’m going to head out and cut that tree that’s leaning over the driveway

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Lighting forest scented candles so my artificial tree can feel ~SO ALIVE~

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Check out part ✌️ of my breastfeeding journey here!

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