Stevie

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@lisa_roatch @__Injaneb96 You couldn’t buy groceries after 6pm and went hungry….in London 😆

[Carl 📷 @carl_thompson70]

Manchester from Saddleworth

[Koki @k0k1eth]

Going to the gym in 2026 is like going to a strip club in the 90s

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@zermatist @TwoAndFour1 You like catchy songs, it’s fine

[Finlay McLaren @fin_lay24]

Absolutely wonderful stuff

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@DanNeidle Not many would agree that 6% is a crap average return though?

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@mralistairgreen Love this one. The pathos is back

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@TheStingisBack I hated it. Betrayed! All the magic swept away

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@owenjonesjourno @DanNeidle @paulpowlesland Your double standards are truly a wonder to behold. Magnificently without shame or self awareness.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

The most misguided thing ppl say is ‘social media isnt real life’. Yes it is. Ppl are on their phone 24/7. Theyre cancelling plans so they can look at their phone. Everyone in yr train carriage is scrolling their phone.Nobody knows whats real anymore and everybody is angry.

[LimmyTwitchClipsPlus @LTCPLUS]

Limmy’s Voting Advice

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Rick Prior @mpfchairman]

I was a firearms officer too Andy (for over 20 years), and I'm glad to say I never had to disarm an active terrorist who had just stabbed members of the public.

My training was simple (and probably very similar to yours): if a suspect was not complying with commands to disarm and drop a knife, and I had formed an honest held belief that there was an imminent threat to life, the suspect would be shot until the imminent threat to life was no more. Not Tasered. Not kicked in the head. Shot. Aiming at the centre body mass. In all probability, lethal force being used.

These officers were exceeding brave. If that suspect could have got back up off the floor, still armed with the knife, he could have killed and / or seriously injured many more people in a frenzied attack - including the officers - in a very short space of time.

These unarmed officers could not take that risk. Using the NDM, it is clear to all sensible and knowledgeable people that the use of force utilised in these circumstances - including the kicks to the head - was fully justified.

These officers are heroes, and deserve our full admiration and praise.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.”

Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@greaseyote @sheebadigeebies interesting

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@sheebadigeebies This is my experience also. Wealth in US overwhelmingly exists in the private realm whilst the public is dilapidated, car based and dislocated, and often very ugly, even in major cities. Also the decline in food outside wealthy areas is dramatic.

[Stevie @Planning_Prof]

@StephenFPI @ObserverSWJ @rustyrockets @piersmorgan More likely when he sent cars round to pick her up from school and called her his ‘baby’. All in her evidence.

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

The amazing thing about the Abbey Road photo is that there were only six shots taken and they were all awful apart from the one that absolutely nailed it.