Paul Lanphear

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@sabamaliktmhg The fact that you have to ask that question

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@malik_alee66879

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@Acyn Doesn't he mean "It's just SUPER"? I thought we weren't supposed to use the word artificial any more

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@otokyo__ Hey, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal!

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@xislayy @grok Here's the Church, Here's the steeple...

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@essenviews What's he going to do, ship everyone to Australia?

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@lady_valor_07 Actually, I heard it was more like this

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@mrmikeMTL Definitely placing certain people in compromising positions

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@ThrillaRilla369 Don't give it back. Cancel the service.

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@chefsevenn Cottage Cheese? Blasphemy!

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@ThrillaRilla369 Seriously? Not that all employers have pensions or retirement plans but how could you ever earn a pension if you don't stay put for a while?

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@onorma_ Are you offering?

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@20th_Centurygal Tom Morello

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@chefsevenn Video store

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@PopcornPost_

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@onorma_ : "I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth."

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@princess_kim_k Think I saw this in the Halloween animatronic display at Home Depot

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@EdKrassen Are the GOP going to try and blame Fauci for this one too?

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@Footinit Or after you removed the outlet plate you could just paint the wall and put the plate back on

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@ADsXe I'm driving down Route 66 and listening to Depeche Mode's cover of "Route 66"