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[Patrick @audiohymn]

The American Third Space is the Car

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

if you are ever feeling sad and lonely, remember that you are also struggling financially and probably a little ugly and everyone lowkey thinks you’re annoying

[550am @josh550am]

Lowkey celibate and skinny as a studio apartment I need to live

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

All my doctor friends be like “I’m doing a fellowship” constantly. Lord of the rings ass career.

[enzo @amaybetino]

how it feels looking in the mirror and seeing my dad

[🤠 @plantbeaux]

I loooove when a guy is gay like yk

[🤠 @plantbeaux]

They want you to feel bad about yourself in the grocery store

[Ryan @ryandpetersen]

The hottest thing you can be, as a gay guy, is Not Gay. And yet—there’s nothing more Gay than attempting to be what you are not.

[🤠 @plantbeaux]

At this point being single is one of the most economically devastating aspects of my life

[🤠 @plantbeaux]

Cologne that smells like contact solution

[🤠 @plantbeaux]

Going to the gym I sure hope I can grow my chest and arms
My thighs and ass:

[Anti @antipiker]

might need his ***** liekkkk.. 😭😭

[🤠 @plantbeaux]

They should invent an august that doesn’t choke you with the arsenical fog of nostalgia

[srij @srijjx]

honestly if you wake up early enough you can watch a movie in the morning. this is a secret they dont want you to know

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

There is something almost delicious about a bite of tasty food

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

When my buddy is about to start cooking but didnt wash his hands first

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

Me and the homies are gonna slice hot peppers without gloves and then touch each other's peeholes later if you wanna come through

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Huge uptick in Old Testament posting

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

baby porcupines: