Vivian Saunders

I'm a business woman who doesn't take shit from anyone. I work at an important company, Plast-a-Ware, who helps supply housewives everywhere.

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

April Fool’s…

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

Well, it’s official. I’ve gotten married, and now I plan to quit my job at Plastaware and live out my dreams of being a homemaker!

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

Well, it’s official. I’ve gotten married, and now I plan to quit my job at Plastaware and live out my dreams of being a homemaker!

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

When are men and women going to become equal in the workplace? I have more seniority than most of the guys and yet… you guessed it! They make more money than me. To sit on their asses, smoke their cigarettes, and jack off to their terrible product ideas! 🙄

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

I’m blankety blank years old, and the thought of settling down still scares the shit out of me!

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@SueMurphyFIFF Ha… We’ll see.

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@SueMurphyFIFF Sure, Sue. I’d like that. 😘

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@SueMurphyFIFF Honestly? No.

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

For this new year, I plan on making my way to the top of the Plast-a-Ware company. Watch out, Henrietta Van Horne!

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@SueMurphyFIFF Isn’t your friend Gertrude a lawyer?

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@mikepriceinla Thanks! I will. Mark my words, before the 70s are over, it’ll be MY face you’ll be seeing on the brand’s billboards!

[Emily 🌈 @Hell_N_Lovejoy]

Vivian’s first appearance is iconic. “Jesus, Sue. Ever hear of a diaphragm?” #FIsForFamily

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

To all the gals out there spending Christmas alone…🍷

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@SueMurphyFIFF Who do I need to cut down to size, Sue?

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

RIP

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

Julie hasn't ordered any butter tubs in a while. Someone should probably check on her...

If we lost her, it would really hurt sales!

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

@SueMurphyFIFF Keep walking, Sue.

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

If you see me going into the supply closet with a certain male coworker, no you didn’t.

[G-Force-King of the J-Force🔥🔥🔥 @GlennMarFano1]

Successfully blocking A-holes since 1972.

[Vivian Saunders @plastaware]

Honestly, kudos to Sue. I would never be able to nor even want to raise one child let alone FOUR. Bleh.

[Emily 🌈 @Hell_N_Lovejoy]

Thank goodness 🙏