The Naked Neighbor

I’m going to start crying and throwing up.

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

Me: I’d be an incredible wife

Also me: *burns your ramen*

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

I thought this was an onion article

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

Are you a bot or just sad and skinny

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

i’m done shopping @lululemon until they stop making normal sized people subsidize clothes for fats—there’s NO REASON my size 0 leggings should be the same price as a size 18 and it’s absurd and wildly offensive to think we don’t notice

[trash jones @jzux]

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

@cczerwin16 @ABC21WPTA Look up how tariffs work then come back to this post

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

Trump has now reaffirmed his plan to eliminate the U.S. Department of Education. For the record that department funds, among other things, all the special education and special needs program in public schools and public colleges in all 50 states.

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

Does anyone else remember when everyone was freaking out about project 2025 and he said he knew nothing about it? HA we’re ALL cooked when we burn, you burn with us you fucking morons.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Donald Trump just announced that Senator Marco Rubio will be his Secretary of State. Here is Rubio admitting the Trump Presidency will lean heavily into the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 plans. Retweet so every American sees this clip

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

He’s going to ban something that’s not happening and when his supporters realize it’s not happening they’re gonna say he followed through on a promise

[chloe @tatelessi]

wow you’re so ugly

[anastasia ♀️ @aletheia327]

These people moved damn fast from "don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" to rape threats if you say you'd rather avoid sex with men--they'll call you hysterical for focusing on rape in discussions of abortion, but the core of their ideology really is sexual violence.

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

I do still think young men need leftist male role models but I’m ngl I really don’t know what they could offer that would win over the right’s current message of “women are evil, their bodies should belong to you, and rape should be legal”

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

My MAGA neighbor five minutes ago: “I just read that tariffs are going to raise prices for stuff. I don’t get it. I thought China was going to pay them.”

I explained how tariffs work. I wish you could see the look on the guy’s face when it sunk in.

So much ignorance out there.

[xav ⋆˖ ࣪⭑ | PRIMA @repftv]

the minute pa turned red

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

Since Trump supporters are willfully slow and “just want cheap gas”

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

The masks are fully off now

[Tara Dublin @taradublinrocks]

Remember when Trump said they already had the votes?

Remember when Trump said no one would ever have to vote again?

Remember when Trump said he & Mike Johnson had "a little secret"?

Remember how fast Elon & Trump became friends?

I definitely do 😡

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

This was a cute way to admit you’re a rapist

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

Awfully big words from the right claiming the left is being too emotional about this election as if they didn’t commit fucking treason the last time they lost. But hey it’s okay when they do it!

[The Naked Neighbor @plastic_pig_]

So you don’t pay regular taxes, have far more money than the average middle class American, are pretty much untouchable by the law, and receive free healthcare from your church what exactly did you have to lose in this election?

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

The Amish coming out to vote in 2024 reminds me of the trees going to battle in the Lord of the Rings.