Jon Roberts

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@BarryF107 @abparchitects @Ed_Miliband @grok The contest and winner has been widely publicised

https://t.co/b55e5rQaB5

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@Watashi_Yemox Didn’t J R R Tolkien write most of the source material?

Sorry a children’s film about wizards has been ruined for you…

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@SirBylHolte Sorry to hear that a children’s movie about wizards has been ruined for you…

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@AdameMedia @OliLondonTV Members can either swear in using a religious text or take a non-religious, solemn affirmation.

https://t.co/0CYusFGala

Feels legit. Atheist mp’s don’t even have a religious text at all.

Plus - Christian God, Muslim God, same God.

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@exedosman @kercle If you look carefully I used an ellipsis at the end of the sentence to indicate an omission of words. It is up to you the reader to perform the mental gymnastics to interpolate the intent from what was previously written. So no, there is no flys on me.

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@Mofoman360 As an author, no. As a human being, still no.

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@Jontys_Corner I’m so proud of you right now

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@HarmlessNooob @David__Osland Good, we have thousands of years of uranium available and it arguably the safest, lowest impact way to generate power.
We can figure out how to make renewables more efficient in the mean time and deploy appropriately.

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@HarmlessNooob @David__Osland Fortunately, coal and gas has never done any harm to anybody…oh wait…

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@goligav @David__Osland Please be a bot or a parody account

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@exedosman @kercle I mean you say he won’t be going anywhere for at least 5 years…

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@BladeoftheS Remind me, didn’t Jimmy D think that Brexit was a splendid idea for UK business?

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@SuellaBraverman What really bother me is that a) you are saying that some humans should have rights. b) somehow you’re still an mp. I just assumed you had gone. What’s got into the water in Fareham? Oh wait…got my guesses.

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@JamesCleverly Are you still an MP? How did that happen?

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@WayneGb88 @MrNishKumar Have you just rushed to the defence of Nazi’s?

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@ramonagusta @UKLabour It’s day one mate and it’s Saturday. Give them half a chance. Put the footy on and have a pint or a nice cuppa, maybe you will feel a bit better.

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@Gungglefont @bmay Curse you and your reasonably thought out replies! This is Twitter you know, not a place for considered reason.

I will concede a bit on Dave but cannot forgive the Maybot.

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@Gungglefont @bmay I would have gone with the last 5 but I understand the caution 😝

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@Gungglefont @bmay 3 is very generous…

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@mistermarson This nearly killed me, you monster, keep up the good work!