Taylor

why are you here?

[Roaen Augustine Fontenot @roaenexists]

New #ProfessorKitchen video! This week my dad breaks down the cooking process for one of simplest of the five French mother sauces: Bechamel! Check it out, or ROUX the day (wow I'm funny) https://t.co/Lfqw3g7LmI

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

@kscliff But surely no one was ever even close on the whammy bar

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

How did any of us defeat Tom Morello in Guitar Hero

[Jorkin B. Peanitson @bonerman_inc]

boba fett is short for roberta fettuccine

[matt @oredebi]

@ them tho cowards @HoustonRockets https://t.co/UDhaAgqXtN

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

Gonna make an app for searching beers and call it Brewngle

[Cameron @emptyflash]

the crows fuckin figured out the subway, call the cops. no not the regular cops https://t.co/zjukCbPpCm

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

All day long brother HH

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

Nationalize fathers, now everyone's dad is Mike Pence

[Cameron @emptyflash]

@daft_goth We need a disney princess with power ham hat leg toaster hat

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

@ESWOOSH1 Only the highest quality content here

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

Goongle

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

I did not know that filing taxes could be free and incredibly easy if not for lobbyists from @turbotax and @HRBlock: https://t.co/rTOjKgHBMX

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

@emptyflash I'm Tex Mex BF

[CEO of Jerkmate @Hustler__One]

Somehow proud of only drinking 5 of my 6 beers last night

[Nude Tayne @Snaildoge]

In awe at the degree of this lad, an absolute unit

[Taylor @plasticiczar]

I welcome our new tiny giraffe overlords https://t.co/7hVocOF02B