alyssa ♡

hot girls love luke hemmings and james marriott i don’t make the rules

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

do you guys like it 🥺🥺 it took me forever

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

please never let anyone in my family open up twitter on my laptop LMFAO

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@spicynugg frrr like shane is literally working out 24/7 and committed to the hockey while ilya is there for funsies, why would it NOT make sense for shane to be bigger?

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@carpetburnbrad ily forever <3

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@carpetburnbrad WHOOP WHOOP AUSGP HERE YOU COMEEEEE

girl look at u dominating this shit I’m so fucking proud of you <33

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@carpetburnbrad BABE!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

the pillar of our schools tbh

[Rae @ruslaxcoll]

World Cup 2026 Final

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@Sol_Artsy thought you were a psychopath for a second but you're actually just one of them bad bitch writers with the cool ass fics

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

5sostwt i am BEGGING someone please explain why i keep seeing minion-ified album covers bc i love it but im also severely confused

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@carpetburnbrad bro what thats so insane

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

im so sorry the contrast of this is so funny to me

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

nobody tells you the real hardest part of teaching and that's trying to make seating charts LMFAO

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@malumlane lmfaoo the main problem is that none of them arent, im agreeing with every single reply i see

wherever you are is the MOST wlw though

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

is my maths off or did haaland get with his wife when she was 17 and he was 21

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

need Switzerland to win bc I can’t go through the devastation of seeing them AND Norway lose today 😭

[samantha 🏒 @tzprozanov]

no seriously they were fucking insane for this like hudson grabbing connor’s ass to spin him around you’re kidding

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@E8M1AJ in that they’re literally not happening anymore 😔

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

yall genuinely pls help - does rolling clothes up take less space than just shoving? im not asking about folding. i mean just shoving??

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@E8M1AJ rip to my twitter notification 💔💔

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@E8M1AJ Ur iconic for that

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@welshwentzsstan omg slay imma read asap ty 🙏

[alyssa ♡ @plasticine_lyss]

@abandonedjessi Can you buy sunglasses (I think polarised help)? Otherwise I tend to just look down and close my eyes LMAO but I’m also not that sensitive to light it’s not my main trigger so idk if that’d work for you