The Duck

Lightning Fan. I TNR cats. Addicted to the CW.

[The Duck @plasticpinkduck]

@sevyn Tinashe or Jojo

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

And if you're not watching MR. MERCEDES, you're missing a great one. Not too late to catch up.

[Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevine]

@realDonaldTrump #FakeNews

[The Duck @plasticpinkduck]

@bomber9996 @ChuckLovesReba @ThePerezHilton @realDonaldTrump must be true since it's so hard to make a craigslist add.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Trump is unwell, unfit, bigoted, dishonest, corrupt, disloyal, and *dangerously* ignorant—he MUST resign. RETWEET if you agree. #TrumpResign

[The Duck @plasticpinkduck]

@WalterAllenTV @FOX13News No nutritional value. Adding to the obesity and tooth loss in kids & adults. Ban it.

[Walter Allen FOX 13 @WalterAllenTV]

Proposal in the FL state legislature to ban folks from using food stamp assistance to buy soft drinks @FOX13News

[The Duck @plasticpinkduck]

Watching old episodes of Hart of Dixie. Who knew I would hear @WhiteyMorgan ! #whiteymorgan #hartofdixie

[The Duck @plasticpinkduck]

Federal and state employees are being asked to do more work, no additional pay or help. https://t.co/KxOzL3nnTw

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

2016 saw more than 325 million visits to #NationalParks - 6.4% attendance boost on 2015 - but staffing in 2015 was 10% lower than in 2010

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

#StandUpForScience in government by marching on Washington DC @ScienceMarchDC / /r/scientistsmarch / https://t.co/3apY3P89yn

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I will do everything in my power to defend Roe v. Wade and ensure that women can make their own choices about their bodies.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Welcome to the age of plunder, bluster, and empty rhetoric. In other words, to the Age of Dumb. If you voted for him, you're responsible.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Were only white people allowed to the Washington Mall?

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

Was hoping for language that would bring the two hands of our country together. Didn't hear it.

[First Lady- Archived @FLOTUS44]

Being your First Lady has been the honor of a lifetime. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. -mo

[President Obama @POTUS44]

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

[FHP Tampa @FHPTampa]

Polk: Fatal alcohol-involved wrong-way crash EB I-4 @ 33MM claims 1. EB lanes closed.

[The Duck @plasticpinkduck]

@Gdeuceswild congrats, I don't know who you are but you managed to get my attention with this ridiculous reply, asshat.