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[eli @plasticrapp]

MANDATE OF HEAVEN

[Zito @_Zeets]

Knicks winning after five decades and Arsenal winning after 22 years in Mamdani’s first year as mayor. It’s time to crown him emperor for life.

[eli @plasticrapp]

The way techies think their tiny shitty bubble represents San Francisco is so lame. Nobody talks like this outside the worst coffee shops on like Market and Spear streets.

[mal @mal_shaik]

every city has a vibe check

sf: "what are u building"
nyc: "what do u do"
la: "who do u know"
austin: "where did u move from"
dubai: "what do u drive"

sf is still the only city where ur startup idea is how you introduce urself

[eli @plasticrapp]

You would think if tech and finance made SF and NYC such better places, people wouldn’t be clambering to have them leave their cities alone.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

As a response to socialism, Miami will replace NYC as the finance capital and Austin will replace SF as the tech capital.

[eli @plasticrapp]

@neocitizenx @theo_nash An academic response paper isn’t 600 words to write a blog a post or a Facebook rant. No piece of academic writing, even a response paper, should ever include blatant name calling. You can try calling Jesus a demonic asswipe on a paper and see if you get a 0 too.

[eli @plasticrapp]

If one more fucking snarky goy tries to speak for me and my knowledge of history I stg

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”

[eli @plasticrapp]

Yet another Penn grad gladly selling their soul to make the world a worse place. What’s new

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

I grew up singing. I sang everywhere I went, I wrote songs in my diary, I told teachers that I wanted to be a singer & songwriter when I grew up.

But wanting to be a musician in 2006 required resources that a low-income family didn't have. My parents couldn't afford to get me any instruments. They couldn't pay for music lessons. They couldn't get me into studios. A dream I had became just a memory, until now.

I am beyond proud and honored to get to work at a company that is enabling music creation for everyone. For the 13 year old kid in their bedroom who dreams of being a musician, you can be one. For all of the professional artists, you can do more of what you love.

I really wish Suno existed 20 years ago when I was a kid in elementary school, showing strangers songs I wrote with no way to produce them. But I'm really, really happy that it exists today, for all of the other kids who might need it.

We are still just getting started :)

[eli @plasticrapp]

Probably the side you labeled as Reich but what do I know

[JeremyUnplugged @JeremyUnplugged]

Never thought I’d have to ask this, but…..

As of today — November 2025

Which side is more dangerous for Jews in America?

[eli @plasticrapp]

@SigmaMind357 @RentonSocialist @krystalball Big farms don’t have to pay for when you need your cancer treatment in 40 years. You do. Ofc they want the most profitable product even if it poisons your body. It’s not their problem. It’s yours dingus.

[eli @plasticrapp]

@marcvelitrae @adamkjohnston The hilarious irony that the British parliament in 1776 was a group of unelected feudal elders.

[eli @plasticrapp]

@KaiDaigoji @Jesse_Brenneman @NMachiavalli The amount of profit the Yankees ownership chooses to make is arbitrary. If beer prices are cut in half and the Yankees decide to raise ticket prices, that’s their greedy decision.

After all, they can (and do) raise ticket prices every year and make more profit in doing so.

[eli @plasticrapp]

The way liberals still don’t realize when they say Antifa they mean democrats. This isn’t about cracking down on communists or anarchists. It’s about destroying any and all opposition to Trump.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Noem: “Antifa is just as sophisticated as MS-13, as TDA, as ISIS, as Hezbollah, as Hamas, as all of them. They are just as dangerous.”

[eli @plasticrapp]

If there was ever a distillation of why Kamala (and Biden) were completely doomed to fail, it is this. Idk how one can hold office and have such a naive view.

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

Harris said she predicted much of what has happened with Trump’s return to power, save for one major exception:

“I still always believed, perhaps naively, that if push came to shove at some point, the titans of industry would in some way be a backstop to this kind of destruction. And instead, what we have seen is some of the most powerful people in the world bend the knee to a tyrant in the most feckless way.”

[eli @plasticrapp]

Generational ability to somehow both be anti-Muslim and antisemitic all in one tweet.

[eli @plasticrapp]

Love when people who lack all empathy try to understand what having empathy feels like.

Yeah, even if it were MAGA being genocided right now, I would be fervently against that.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I have been struggling to comprehend why leftists are defending radical Muslims.

They are essentially antithetical to everything the woke stand for and it made no sense at all.

Then... it dawned on me 🧵

[eli @plasticrapp]

These people are such psychopaths. Yes - a message of peace amongst all people following 9/11 is completely sane. Unless you’re a genocidal freak like these people.

[Yaron Samid 🇮🇱🇺🇸 @yaronsamid]

For those that simply don’t get it, just play it back and replace “Israel” with your country or any other country in the world and see how it sits with you.

If someone says they’re treating you equally, they’re not.

Now imagine if after 9/11 two American girls came up on stage and Chris said “I’m treating you as equal humans on earth, regardless of where you come from. I also want to welcome people in the audience from Afghanistan.”

[eli @plasticrapp]

This one random reply is the like greatest distillation of how bizarre and off putting democratic establishment politics has gotten. Like seriously wtf is this?

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

@Trapperj2 Hold your damn self accountable! If you have the luxury of standing on the side line to offer critiques it means your ass wasn’t busy enough helping us do the work! SMH

[eli @plasticrapp]

@Dave__Handy @SamonteBanks @jrivanob @EricaJSandberg You’d think someone capable of winning the NY mayoral primary at 33 years old would also be impressive enough to quickly rise up the ranks of the local campaign world which is famously not full of talented people.

[eli @plasticrapp]

I love how working as a campaign manager for a losing campaign is considered being jobless

[Michelle Tandler @michelletandler]

Zohran Mamdani is not a serious person.

He has essentially never had a job, despite his elite education from multiple private schools.

How this man became the frontrunner for NYC Mayor is beyond comprehension.

[eli @plasticrapp]

@constans @Chris_H_Politic Not a single democrat has been dinged for endorsing Adams in the general in 2021. Your point makes no sense.

[eli @plasticrapp]

@FSOBrat @joshuarolson Eric Adams is quite literally no longer a democrat. By your logic Donald trump is also a democrat because he used to be a registered dem.

I’m sure if Bernie ran as an ind for president in 2020, you would not have this attitude towards voting for dem-aligned Ind candidates.