i ghost me too

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

coffee is both the cause of and solution for my daily ritual of just a quick lil existential crisis in the morning

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

think of the biggest wolf you’ve ever seen. mine? bigger

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

inside me i’m feeding just the biggest wolf you’ve ever seen. if you could see it you’d say wow that’s the biggest wolf i’ve ever seen

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

BREAKING: Joe Biden and Donald Trump have died at the same time

[hannah @vanghostkid]

these are the kind of photos found on a missing hiker’s digital camera as the last known images taken of them before they disappear

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

gotta hand it to elon musk

🧵

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

@CityofProv yeah but why

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

the important thing to remember about conservatives is if you spread your arms out real wide they’ll just run away. they’re more scared of you than you are of them

[Sam Bell @SamuelWBell]

Raising property taxes on owner-occupied homes to cut them on corporations is not a good idea. It’s just a straight wealth transfer. Property taxes are already high enough to really squeeze many residents of our city.

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

i just want everyone on white lotus to be a little nicer to each other

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

to clarify - just leaving twitter

[i ghost me too @plausibly_here]

alright. i’m finished

[pynchon my finger in the door of perception @HongPong]

Jesus dude 😳

[dragnet girl @livedeadgirls]

if your adhd friend hasn’t been in touch, i promise they still love you. they just don’t have a human soul. their divine connection has been severed and they can no longer hear the voices of angels

[Ajit Niranjan @NiranjanAjit]

slowly reading through some of the internal documents that oil executives were forced to turn over to congressional investigators and the honesty on display here is wild 1/

[Julian Drix @JulianDrix]

Now that I don’t work for the state I have freedom of speech back 🎉

📢 Rhode Islanders should know that @GovDanMcKee is incompetent

#WaitAndSeeMcKee is sleepwalking yet another COVID surge, having learned nothing from his past mistakes

Who wants me to pour a hot cup of tea?

[The Forge Literary Magazine @forge_litmag]

Our nonfiction story of the week is Landsgemeinde, Appenzell by @Shanejinman

https://t.co/qz9yKr69ou

(Selected by managing editor @sara_crowley)

[hannah @vanghostkid]

every morning she watches the birds in her lightning mcqueen booster chair