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Hey, my name's Paul and this shit's between y'all.

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@metalgearobama Fifty-three dollars a week on cigarettes! Come on! Would you give somebody that much money each week to kill you? 'Cause that's what you're doing now, by paying for this so-called privilege to smoke.

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@FrailSkeleton Him all fucked up after roughing up the Russian hooker because he was disrespected or some drug-induced bullshit.

I hate lying, selfish, chaos-addicted drug addicts. He’s been this way since he’s 13.

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@silverkranch @IrritableBowel2 Gotta be cowtown

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@JosephKahn All’s well that ends well

What an absolute perfect soundtrack. ‘Can’t you hear me knocking’ scene is 10/10.

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@e_cdalton @AJA_Cortes

What do you think he’s on?

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@homage2TSmith https://t.co/uXr9Fl5l7j

Holly Hill, SC

It was in the middle of nowhere, only used to be open Thursday, Friday and Saturday but it looks like that changed.

Excellent whole hog BBQ (since 1977). There was a book people can sign. Traditional done right.

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@TheCinesthetic ‘Where’s the kibble?’

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@FischerKing64 Boomers do the same exact shit

Time marches on. People are replaceable. Only constant in life is change.

This whole ‘who deliver the news’ fallacy ended eons ago, the bloated networks protected these people from reality.

I hope the old crone is next.

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@JohnRichTV

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@hthieblot https://t.co/WwBb9IUebZ

They’d write blogs shitting on the awful cooking shows and had a forum with members that gave awesome recipes.

She eventually got a cease and desist letter from FN and was threatened with a lawsuit, so she killed the site.

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@Scearpo McDonald’s knows this all too well.

Moth to a flame.

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

Life advice: The guy in a "fuck you" hat would almost certainly pull you out of a burning car if needed. Anybody wearing a shirt mentioning "love" or "kindness," meanwhile, might feign concern while watching you burn to death.

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@conan_esq Reminds me of an Arthur J. Nascarella line

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@OwenBenjamin He killed.

She got killed.

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@LeeKuanYimby @memeticsisyphus

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@JoshuaLisec @Aristos_Revenge How are these origin stories created?

The world may never know.

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@LookAroundCafe

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

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@thewoolshire @LandsEnd J. Peterman would never

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@georg3 @JoshuaSteinman First thing I thought of, too. I want to say there was an Egypt connection with Bob.

Wonder if more somehow links to this.

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@FernBallew He always had a hard opinion about everything. Never afraid to be himself.