HanzoOfTheSalamander

Cooley Bros.

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

🚨🚨🚨NEW MUSIC ALERT🚨🚨🚨

🥇🥇🥇FOR THE WIN🥇🥇🥇

STREAMING EVERYWHERE

Cover art by:@AW8KENEDAURA

Mastered by:@AkedaKeyz

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Buddy ripped the packaging off like bears do to the salmon ���😭😭

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Cookie dough eats

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Women are bad people

[Blaise ⛧ @wydblaise]

When Kate Hudson revealed she wasn’t attracted to the “good men” and she even broke up with one of her exes because he had morals and wasn’t the “feisty, wild type”

“His morals were sturdy, He is such a lovely person, I’m not so sure I’m attracted to the good men”

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

So glad jack Harlow not a thing anymore dude is hot dookey garbage

[CHILLING WITH MONIE🌹 @CWMonieHQ]

Singer and song writer Jozzy revealed Jack Harlow requested she not receive credit on work they did together. Jack allegedly suggested she be a ghostwriter.

Jack Harlow recently released a “neo-soul” album that was met with controversy after stating he “got blacker” for the project.

🎥: selective ignorance/youtube

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Name a Pokémon you love that 90% of fans forgot exists.

No starters.
No Pikachu.
No Eeveelutions.

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Can’t be funny all the time sometimes you gotta be professional

[TMZ @TMZ]

Druski says he reached out to Jaxon Smith-Njigba after butchering his name.

Video: https://t.co/6bt1rAiRIp

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

The profit is not there and that’s all you need to know

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

REPORT: WNBA players are asking for an average of 27.5% of league revenue and team-provided housing for all players in recent CBA discussions, per @FOS.

The WNBA’s response: “Unrealistic and would cause hundreds of millions of dollars of losses for our teams.”

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Yea buddy tweakin this a banger

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Man this shit did not age well 😭😭😭

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

The respect I have for you will be instantly home 😂😂😂

[Retainer @retainermethod]

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man.

True or False?

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Putting the hamburger helper in the bread

[Hoops @Hoopss]

You just worked a 15 hour shift and you come home to this

What do you do?

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Bulletstorm

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

What game(s) would those be?🚀

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

That man brought up high school stats at 30 years of age 😭😭😭

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

https://t.co/mP78GefqEL I hope people understand the level of competition this game is going to be. If you’re on my team you’re going to be locked in, all out, and we’re going to not just win... but dominate.

I do think @loganpaul has the right attitude and the effort will be there. How far that gets him will remain to be seen.

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Big news for the unemployed

[Jay Jay @MachalaDoctor]

Cardi B has now confirmed that she is officially single on Instagram Live after Stefon Diggs lost at the Super Bowl. 💔

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

This literally my ringtone

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

One of my all-time favorite openings 🔥

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Oh look it’s bird

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

Keke Palmer revealed that she doesn't want to live in the same house as her partner, even after getting married

"One thing I need you to know is I never want to live together. I like my alone time. That's real. I'm speaking as The Keke. I just feel like Whoopi Goldberg said it best once. She was like, 'I don't want nobody in my house.' And I feel that. I'm serious — married, even."

"Around the corner would be great... You can be in the guest house, we can be on the same land, but I'm over there, and he's over there. At best, separate rooms."

"But think about how fun it would be to be like, 'I'm going over to my man's house.' Over there, hi husband!" she said. "It keeps it fun and exciting. I want to go sit on his couch."

🔗 https://t.co/YuQeaI44SG

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Credit cards are only bad if you use them wrong other than that they’re cheat codes

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Credit card debt is one of the worst things you can ever do for your finances.

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

This is absolute dog shit 😂

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Has TPUSA announced an Alternative Grammys where these clowns perform and win awards?

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

BTA 😂😂😂😂😂

[Hassan @Hassanwellss]

Damn Teofimo Lopez is broken this is actually sad
🎥:@thestompingground

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

THE WORLD IS NOT REAL 😂😂😂

[Dan The Boxing Man @dantheboxingman]

‼️IBEH PUNCHED
JARRELL MILLER’S
HAIR OFF‼️
😭😭😭💇💇

#Boxing #LopezStevenson
💀💀🥊🥊🥊🥊

https://t.co/04T55dV6ax

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Buddy does not know ball

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Source: Vikings fired GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah.

[HanzoOfTheSalamander @Playboy_Pat]

Water is wet as well

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

An unclassified FBI CHS report claims that President Trump has been compromised by Israel.