emily

[emily @playcrack]

@solarilya tyvm!!!!

[emily @playcrack]

in happier news today our daughter turned 5. crazyyyy. this is the age people with nonverbal kids say theirs started speaking. so fingers crossed.

[emily @playcrack]

throwing this to twitter bc no one reads this. my mom had a small stroke this week and it’s lowkey freaking me out. she has to go to a cardiovascular person tomorrow and maybe surgery idk. i hate this

[emily @playcrack]

@gotnothingforya i love that i had NO idea who she was until the very end lol

[emily @playcrack]

@Gotimehomie okay hayden pike calm down

[emily @playcrack]

@rileeutz @_laurennn92 wait don’t kill them- they let out some freaky fear smell to alert all their friends where they died!! you gotta flush them down the toilet

[emily @playcrack]

@Simont0iv ashley is originally from alton, il so her and hayley are stl girls to me

[emily @playcrack]

@amnesiasonice i feel like i’m in a different universe than these people?? like hello? she had a great night.

[emily @playcrack]

@taysdefender am i in a different dimension??? getting yash out was a pretty successful hoh

[emily @playcrack]

@reformedknights like honestly have these people never had conversations before? never made a joke with friends where everyone is in on the joke? christ.

[emily @playcrack]

@luxxnoirlondon happy birthday luxx!!

[emily @playcrack]

Adults s2 is the season of television this year. absolutely no notes. ep4 made me cry with laughter

[emily @playcrack]

@troybarretts it’s just so comforting at this point

[emily @playcrack]

@hudwillyums i gasped

[emily @playcrack]

@seafIwrs i laughed so hard i cried. i genuinely couldn’t move on it was so funny

[emily @playcrack]

@PopCrave i waited on Smalls one time and he was actually crazy. i’m glad to see he’s doing better

[emily @playcrack]

@MultipleMigzs @TheBigBroTea i was thinking something like this too!

[emily @playcrack]

can you imagine a hotel room with this big ass animal skull. terrified.

[emily @playcrack]

‘you’ve got all the sex appeal of a school bus fire’ is the nastiest read i’ve ever heard in my LIFE

[emily @playcrack]

@KissKitty18 @luxxforlife oh. i didn’t even think about that :( i just thought the dress was pretty and fit the thread