lurkin11

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

Stroke my cactus 🌵

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

"Life needs Ziplock"

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

*In a godlike voice*
"I am Mixacleese, son of the audio god!"
- My teacher

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

"Do you have your associates degree from Verm-Tech?" #OverTheHedge

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

When you try to get free Starbucks by ordering and walking away from the register 😅

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

90% if my jokes are inside

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

#YouTubeAdd

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

Cuz it's the best way to get fresh

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

#NeverGetStale

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

I thought calling a girl a cow was the worst insult you could say, but I was wrong....Snorlax is the worst. #PokemonGO

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

I know I'm late af, but @ArianaGrande Danferous Woman album is 🔥🔥🔥

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

Bro...the Internet is literally politics and Pokemon go right now...

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

Damn Nigel

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

I found a grey hair 😭😭😭😭

[Carl Ralph Mahler III @ThyCaptainC3]

True happiness takes time

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

A problem with life is that Jaws music doesn't play when you're about to make a bad decisions.

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Couldn't even sleep last night... First, #AltonSterling and then this video of #PhilandoCastile being brutally killed. This. Must. Stop.

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

@samthesorensen it's already off 😑 it's also connected to the charger and still won't turn on.

[lurkin11 @player_isaiah]

My laptop won't turn on...😭😭 #fml