Jamie’s Beard

The only Razor I know calls games for the @DallasStars on @FOXSportsSW

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

I wrote this season preview on our @DallasStars. Check it out if you have time 👌🏼⭐️

https://t.co/GTZGwCoceA

[NHL @NHL]

THAT'S A WRAP AT AAC 🌟

[MJ @MikeInFortWorth]

I wonder how many eulogies have been written using Chat GPT in the past two years … imagine going out like that

[NHL @NHL]

1,200 games is no small feat! 🌟

Congrats, Jamie Benn!

[S 🌟 @ottersattorney]

miro and esa i am so sorry for the hellish TOI numbers yall are about to put up

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

@nocontextmemes Don’t google Grace Coffey t*ts

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

Does anyone have the new NHL23 and wanna play ..?

[Arslan @thega1nz]

You tell a shorty to get on top and she looks at you like you called her to come in on her day off

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

@ATT is the biggest joke of an internet provider

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

Probably would’ve actually watched Sack and Chode-y if this was their ace

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

@Azriel_Shaolin @ClarenceAquinas @OrwellNGoode One thing about me I’m gonna have more pelts than needed

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

@ClarenceAquinas @OrwellNGoode Red dead redemption 2. You play as an outlaw in 1899 it’s fun as hell q

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

@tsukarak @KabeerBrother @honduransavage @bpthawzrd Why is this pic so hard

[Ploi de Vivre⁷ @ppirapokin]

The craziest thing just happened at dinner. I’m at a ramen shop owned by Thai people in Oakland dressed as power rangers, when a woman comes rushing in saying she wasn’t safe—and a man came running in after her and puts her in a chokehold.

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

Cuz free food tastes better

[Ploi de Vivre⁷ @ppirapokin]

We’re trying to call the cops. Patrons are shaking & crying. The pink power ranger (hostess) tells us our food is free.

The man goes outside, starts picking up chairs, baby seats & salt + pepper shakers to throw at the windows.

I, for some reason, start wolfing down my ramen.

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

This is me today

[Jamie’s Beard @playoffbeardy]

America so fucking dumb

[Garlic Butter Papi @RGT_Thoughts]

Garlic Butter Sirloin 👨🏽‍🍳