whitegirlanalog

someone wrote false on my forehead and every time i try to erase it i just fall asleep

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

I LOVE YOU

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

i love u some matter what

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

When the urge arises in your mind To feelings of desire or angry hate, Do not act! Be silent, do not speak! And like a log of wood be sure to stay.

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

the best revenge is a life well lived 🧘‍♀️

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

you can learn important lessons from five below keychains

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

@cavitybun r u cool with m dog now?

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

they dont even understand the heptagram 🤭🤭🤭

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

sometimes i tell my unlovable friend that love exists out there because it's funny to watch him get all excited. it's like he doesn't even know.

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

porchfest is the purge for pedestrians

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I've never paid "top dollar" for anything. Even if I was wealthy, I doubt I wou- hang on. Imagine if I was wealthy. Whoa. All that money, mine... I need to hoard it. I need to hoard my wealth. I have money now and I need to hoard it.

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

im so up, i cant believe how many times i almost let myself get dragged down. NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

@wurmdev go to kp atp lowk shit needs to be escalated

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

mostly lames i didnt fuck with but the coordinated group block was pretty funny

[Lune @Belladonna_Fox]

being raped out of a friendgroup might be one of the craziest sentences that actually happened to me

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

@hounda_chains ur beautiful recovering from surgery girlfriend >:/

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

im chilling as fuck give me one million surgeries!!!!!! ezpz yall are pussies

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

@mean_field_zane sf, nyc, la, and dc all have rent control and zoning, bombed out wrecks, really on par with gaza if you think about it

[whitegirlanalog @playstation131]

me and my gf went to pietramala and sat next to an escort and her date, we were served some of the most inedible food ive ever tasted. they comped it all so i cant even leave a bad review

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

(teaching middle school english class) Did you know that the headphones chad from phonk aura edits is actually a character from a media directed by Mary Harron called “American Psycho?”

smartest student, standing up: But… that means…!

me: That’s right, Xander; It’s foidgem